#perks.plots

hmmmm brotp like sorry ladies this one is open only 2 guys and nb bc like i love healthy male relationships where they aren’t afraid to show their love for each other and are like those typical guys from new girl everyone rbs for brotps 

also brotps that r open to the ladies im an inclusion :) 

someone whom griffin talks to , like for real talks 2 they know abt his feels and they have long 3 am convos on the phone bc the other was listening to like hozier or smthn and they’re feeling emo like they’re just super comfortable and an ear to listen to the othe r without nagging or “hm if u did THIS it would fix everything” yk

someone who griffin can act like a frat boy with i’m not proud of him when he does but .... someone they go out partying.... “is this 2 much cologne? is this pick up line like... goood” and they r honestly children on nights they hangout together and definitely send snaps after hookups with just a close up of their grin bc they made it they successfully acted 20 and got some hookup time. this is dumb but ok it’s cute and fun and lbr more realistic than u think 

someone who is so positive it hurts his head and he’s like oh :) my :) god :) how r u like this i need some coffee before i get to u

someone he REALLLLLLY doesn’t like,.... like let’s make them fist fight for a laff  like idk maybe he banged their mom hgdfjhgjkfd im just kinding im just tryin to be funny griffin is respectful but like not 2 this person ig

two brooooos chilin in a hot tub!... 5ft apart cuz theyre not gay!!!! (they are)

can someone like show this man some stuff other than meatball subs and cringy comedy shows that have reduced beer prices....  show him how 2 pamper himself... show him the nice things 

all open 2 all genders :) 

gal’s being pals like for real like the type of good ass friends that r just typical girls braiding each other’s hair and chilling and doing facemasks talking about everything in life until they wind up staring at the ceiling bc they fucked themselves up and get jealous when the other has girls night with another person (girls includes nb and males too issa not rl just girls night)

dynamic duo where their relationship isn’t like.... deep ..... but they are still good friends and always go out and party together and it’s like.... if they were stuck in an elevator it might be awkward but since theyre both really fun they always go out and do fun things that don’t require talking and they just have a blast baby 

muse ummmmmmm this doesn’t need to be deep bcuz a muse can be an ugly rat on the street but we can make it deep if u want if not they can just enjoy the nice soul and jazz music rosie plays while she paints and the wine she gives them and the wild stories she tells 

someone who gets her out of her comfort zone like rly rly a lot, rosie is scared of instability so anyone truly TRULY wild not just like... lemme buy a round when i have $2 to my name wild.... will b good for this

hmmmm ex flings rosie doesn’t seem like it but she is a big phat player she just falls in love with so many people a day so like it’d seem like she’s rly serious about it bc she’s always feelsy and sends them long term relationship themed memes but then when u confront her about her flirting in the isnta comments she’s like :) what do u mean sweaty

on a related note fwb and one night stands!!!!!! she loves girls so much more than anything but like....... guys r alright she guesses too

smoking buds that will go up to the roof and they will b so dumb and talk about the wildest things that will not make sense tmrw morning 

if there r any other drama queens in the building lets get them together and they can encourage each other’s pettiness and melodramatics until they reach boiling point and turn into dust 

hmmmm ppl who r protective of her nd maybe not in the friendly lemme be ur older sibling kinda way like ppl who r harsh on her like U NEED TO STOP GIVING UR  HEART AWAY TO EVERY MAN WOMAN AND BEE THAT U SEE ON THE STREET U NEED TO STOP DRINKING UR DUMB FCKN HOE!!!!