perkinisms:
Maybe Ann should just start avoiding the Parks and Rec department, so she wouldn’t be caught under mistletoe every other minute. It’s fine when it’s just Leslie or Tom, people where it is a bit of holiday fun and things aren’t completely awkward.
But Ron Swanson.
Yeah this was way more uncomfortable than friendly Leslie and annoying Tom.
❝Hi, Ron.❞
Seeing Ann Perkins looking at him with nothing short of trepidation is something Ron's used to. However, the fact that she'd looked up before anything has Ron's head lifting, too.
"God damn it."
He always tells Leslie not to hang the thing up. Lord knows how many times Andy's left him one on the kisser, and he doesn't really want to think about the possibility of Chris swinging by. But now he's under the thing with the nurse, and--"No."










