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"Yes a hero.” Some people considered himself a hero, along with his father and many other people. Of course Jim read about Ron Swanson and how he saved the earth from a certain destruction. Mister Swanson pulls the wood flute out of hand and he pouts taking another bite of the apple. Talk about rude.
He shrugs his shoulders, “See the thing is, You and me we don’t have a choice. Now I was pulled from my crew, my family to protect you sir. I don’t really like this either but orders are orders and I am already on a short leash with the high ups anyways.” Jim looks at the apple with a grin.
"Fine I’ll tell you. I’m from the year 2261." He states with a grin raising a brow at the man.
The kid smiles too damn much. Ron can feel the corner of his eye twitching. "... 2261," is all he says in response, and it's visible how his Adam's apple bobs in his throat as he swallows.
Honestly. He has so many better things to do than listen to this crap, and so he nods his head slowly and gets to his feet. He needs to eat something meaty to get his mind off of things. That usually helps when he has to deal with idiots like this one--even though Kirk hardly sounds like he's lying.
"I'm going to get a hamburger. I don't entirely expect you to be in this office when I get back."
[ ron and misterperfecthair bonding
a.k.a. i dont know how to draw either of them
(this is why they start trying to fistfight....... maybe.......) ]
"Y-You…You used to just perform impromptu car crashes??Th-That’s…Well th-that doe-doesn’t really sounds v-very safe, does it? Why w-would you purposely scruff your truck though??”
"Because certain sacrifices must be made in order to achieve the ultimate woodwork. Clearly."

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❛ that’s odd. maybe i’ll listen to them if i get the chance. ❜
"You'll be unable to unless you buy this CD full of their music."
The look on his face was clear, he didn’t believe Jim. Of course that was to be expected but hey it was always worth a shot. He nods leaning back at the chair fooling around with the little trinkets on the man’s desk. “Mhmm..Well where I am from, you sir are a hero.” Jim states looking up from the desk to the man sitting before him his eyes serious and the smile was shrinking into a small smirk.
"Yeah, I am sure you don’t believe me but that is fine. I just gotta make sure no one here is to hurt you. So just think I’m a shadow or whatever you wish to think." He replies reaching into his pocket and pulled out an apple chewing on it with a grin.
"A hero?"
Ron doesn't mind Kirk's playing with his things until the man picks up one of his unfinished wooden flutes, at which point he just snatches it out of his hand and carefully replaces it in his desk drawer. Needless to say, Kirk doesn't have to touch wood before it's varnished.
"That you--" Ron is cut off at the sound of a crunching apple, but he decides not to ask about it. "--believe I'm willing to have you at my heel every waking moment from now on is absurd, son. There's no way in hell. Not even if I'm some decorated man of honour in whatever 'timeline'--" The skepticism is there. "--you happen to come from."
"Mmm I dunno about that sir." He grins with a wide smile, bring it on Swanson may be a badass, but Jim could kick some ass there.
He watches Ron humming gently scratching the side of his cheek his head tilted and the grin is never leading his face. “Well yeah, but more like…a different type of military than the one you are thinking of.” He states with a shrug watching Ron shut the doors behind him.
Jim blows out a sigh flopping onto on of the chairs wondering how much shit he would get from telling him. Hmm…well what StarFleet didn’t know wouldn’t hurt them right? “Well..I give you the gist of it. I’m not from here as you can see, but I mean I’m not from this timeline per say..”
Of course Ron doesn't believe him. The moment Kirk says he isn't from 'this timeline' immediately assumes some time travel-related shenanigans, which Ron doesn't have the patience for most days. Kirk does, however, seem not to be under the influence of neither drugs nor alcohol. It sort of bothers Ron that this means he has to take him seriously.
"All right," he says, doing his best not to sound skeptic about it. "... you're not from this timeline. So? What happens?"
"You remind me of a pirate."
"... why."
"Both are true, I am here..to well..I got a lot of missions here and there and one of them is you." He tilts his head licking his lower lip. He wanted to just say hey the later on you helps some trees in the late future and you help the human race, but he couldn’t. And he also couldn’t tell the man that he was from the later future too where this Ron Swanson is a hero.
"I am sure you don’t, you seem able to handle yourself just fine. What? I can’t smile oh geez." He rolled his eyes, talk about paranoid. "I understand that you don’t trust me and look like you want to beat the living shit out of me, but that isn’t a good idea." Especially when Spock was teaching him his Vulcan sort of self defense that was hard to pronounce.
Ron exhales quietly. "... if I was going to beat the living shit out of you, I would've done so earlier."
Though now he can tell that Kirk isn't going to leave him alone. Maybe this is another given--that smiley, blue-eyed blonds will forever try to weasel their ways into his life. He just can't tell what Kirk's angle is, or why Ron is a mission.
"Being sure I'm safe gives the impression I'm important enough for the military to get involved," he says. Then he gestures for Kirk to take a seat before his desk, reaching into his drawer to take out the remote he uses to close his doors. "I believe I have the right to know why."

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Oh yeh, Enya was glad she had double checked on the tone. This was going to be an interesting conversation.
"Well, that still depends, because a free market is still a capitalist system, and capitalism is destined to fail when people begin to unrest. It depends on the people who hold it up, and once they get tired of it, it all fucks up."
No ire in her voice, but she had her own beliefs. “Wage slavery is wage slavery.”
"Capitalism is hardly flaw-free. I'll admit to that." Ron purses his lips before nodding. "It has no soul. Whether the environment is destroyed, the workers are shown no mercy, or its future is at risk--none of that matters so long as money is made.
"That it's only worth the people who contribute to it makes it beautiful. How else do you test the integrity of a person?"
"No, no I’m not under any influence. Honestly." Maybe he was giving to much information here, he shouldn’t be, Spock’ll kill him later, but he needed to get this man in the right direction he supposed.
Mister Swanson doesn’t look too happy about this, so Jim just hums rocking on his heels. He dealt with Bones on a daily basis, he was practically fluent in grumpy old men talk. Piece of cake.
"You don’t exactly have to believe, I’m just the messenger here."
"You are a messenger, and yet you've also claimed that you've come here to be sure I'm 'safe'." Ron actually makes the air quotes for that. Regardless of this man's apparent knowledge of things that Ron himself is unaware of (which is unsettling, considering said things are about him, god damn it), he's now made it a bit of a goal to squeeze whatever information Jim Kirk happens to have on him.
Maybe he'll even resort to actual physical harm.
"I don't need a bodyguard, Kirk. Furthermore, that you've been smiling this entire time is unsettling."
He knew it. “Awesome, nice to meet you Mr. Swanson. Name’s Jim. Jim Kirk.” He grinned a wide smile plastered on his face. This made his job less easier. That was for sure.
"Geez man I’m not going to arrest you or anything like that. I was just told to find you. You’ve done a lot to make others happy." He hummed with a small chuckle on his lips.
"I've--what? Are you intoxicated. Have you taken a hit of drugs. I make it a personal rule not to make other people happy under any circumstance, Kirk."
The younger man's bright smile and sparkly blue eyes give Ron jitters. It reminds him of another annoyance in his life, and then suddenly he realises that everyone who infuriates him happens to have bright grins and big blue eyes. God.
"... the more you speak the less inclined I am to believe you."
"Vhat is City Manager? That a thing in this country? странный.”
"Indeed. This city, as unbelievable as it is, is required to be managed.
"You aren't here to spread Communism, are you."
"Didn’t mean to offend you. I’m just saying, it looks professionally made.
—- Are you a professional?”
"That depends on your definition of 'professional', ma'am. But I'm damn good at what I do."

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"I can respect a certain loyalty to one’s vehicle; ‘ve only had her for about four years."
"But you've yet to choose another one, which is what matters. I only hope it's a heavy-duty vehicle."
“Such a shame. I’ve heard promising things about you, Mr. Swanson.”
"You've probably confused me with the overtly energetic woman in the next office."