Ever been found out as a snzfucker?
Horror story inc.
A couple years after high school I had several friends over to my house for a guys night woohoo. The core group of us being friends since elementary school. The others from high school.Β
Like these my bros.
Foolish careless me was letting one of them use my laptop.
I hear my buddy in a loud voice.
"Snz fetish forum wtf is that?"
My dear friends, it felt like being dunked into a bucket of icewater. Actually feeling the blood drain from my face.
I turn and see the url has autofilled...
The room is very still.
There's actually no getting around this one. So I lamely try to play it casual.
"Oh yeah, uhmm i have a snz fetish"
7 guys, just dead, silent stares.
"like, I think it's hot when a cute person sneezes....I know it's weird but..."
Buddy with computer: Not gonna lie dude that's pretty fuckin weird
Other buddy: oh like Jane she's got a cute sneeze "Ah-tchieww!!"
This guy not only REFERENCES MY HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH but also IMITATES HER SNEEZE. πππ
Β All the blood that has left my face has now returned.Β
I kind of mumble "mhmmm" And just walk away so I don't pass out on the floor. π±
Good grief I feel like I'm writing fiction.Β
I don't think that I've ever wanted to simply perish more than that moment.Β
Credit to the Bros. No further line of questioning was pursued and nothing was ever said about it ever again.
