Percy : “will you marry me”

Leo : Hey! Are you hitting on my girlfriend?

Percy : No, that's the wifi password–

Percy stays on Ogygia with Calypso. They’re happy together, but Percy still feels a bit guilty over leaving his friends

And then Leo crashes on the beach. He and Calypso fight like they do in HoH, but then Percy shows up and introduces himself

Leo’s like “you’re the Percy Jackson? I thought you were dead” because no one at CHB has shut up about him since Leo got there.

Leo fills Percy in on the Gaea quest and everything else that happened since he ‘died’. Percy feels really bad, and considers going to help them, but he realises that leaving Calypso would be even worse

They try and get the raft for Leo, but it doesn’t show up. Leo moves to another part of the island to work on a way back, and Percy and Calypso try to ignore him. It doesn’t work

Eventually they both start helping Leo. Except Percy sorta sucks at building stuff, so he ends up just being the water (and food ig) boy

Leo and Calypso start bonding while they work together. Percy is jealous and worried that Leo will grow close to Calypso and then leave, which is really going to hurt her

Gaea shows up, and they find out that Percy is part of the seven. Percy realises he has to go back and help his friends. Cal’s sad but she understands

At one point Leo casually mentions that he’s planning to come back. Percy and Calypso are both shocked. They don’t really believe it’s possible

The raft shows up. Percy and Calypso have a sad goodbye. She kisses him, and Leo jokingly says “Hey don’t I get a goodbye kiss too?” but then Calypso actually does kiss him

Calypso is panicking because she was acting instinctively, she tells the boys to get on the raft before it disappears and tries to figure out her feelings alone

For the rest of hoo Percy and Leo have a whole enemies to lovers arc and when Leo ‘dies’ Percy realizes he’s not just upset because his chance of seeing Calypso again is gone, but because he genuinely likes Leo

When Leo and Calypso finally make it back, Percy is the first one to greet them. There’s a lot crying and hugging.

The Great Percaleo Road Trip

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After being stuck on an island for 3000 years, you’d want to see the world. So Calypso and Leo planned the greatest road trip ever. Problem, neither of them could legally drive. So they invited Percy, who totally didn’t have a crush on Calypso along.

Cue Percy awkwardly confessing his love to Cal while they thought Leo was asleep. Leo then gets really jealous and plans a bunch of romantic activities for him and Cal. Percy does the exact same thing and the two of them start a continuous cycle of dates better than the other’s, and at some point they realise they’re trying to impress each other as much as Calypso.

Meanwhile Calypso’s feeling typical love triangle feelings, realising she likes both of them. She calls Piper for advice and finally gets told that polyamory is a thing.

She asks the boys, who go, “That’s great, cause we both like you and we sorta like each other too,”