With so many tags to choose from (thousands of notes - thank you!), this is but a small sample of A+ tags from the first 24 hours of this Marvel Shuffle:

#imagine them turning up all freshly sexed up tho  #and Tony being all guys don’t try and fool us I literally heard you  #and then tasha shouting at clint because of course he couldn’t hang up the phone properly  #goddamnit Clinton you had one job and it was NOT to continue shagging your girlfriend  #I’M TRASH PLEASE FIC IT (via felicitysmoaksss)

#was this not the actual opening??? im confused this totally happened (via peqgy)

#lmao  #tony is tired of your shit clint  #EVERYBODY KNOWS OK  #including me  #clintasha is so real in the mcu and nobody can convince me something else (via thinksail)

#alright but this is exactly what happened i promise (via romanoffbartons)

#I WANT ITTTT  #I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT  #and then nat kicks clint’s ass for answering the phone in bed (via softbuckybarnes)

#heck yes  #IMAGINE HOW IT COULD HAVE BEEN  #IMAGINE THE MAJESTY OF THIS OPENING SCENE (via domesticated-chaos)

#oh my fucking god  #ALL I EVER TRULY WANTED  #you go tony (via oceanssapart)

#i would have died in the theater  #i would have squeed so hard you don’t understand (via ohmissbeliever)

#seriously oh my god do not even  #I am so effing gleeful I may tinkle myself rn (via arms-and-arrows)