I CAN'T KEEP LIVING IN THIS CRUEL COLD CARLOS-LESS WORLD CAPCOM PLEASE BRING HIM BACK TO ME AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
anw im here back on my bullshit, I am currently writing an ask I have but I am getting there trust me it will be out sooon (Probably later not even gonna lie its my day off)
have some cuddly carlos headcannons <3
pre RE3
warnings: fluffy, this is literally right before re3 so there are in-fact zombies but none actually appear in here
On the rare occasion where both of you are free on the same day, he wants to make the most out of it, even if you do nothing all day
With that being said, this man wanna stay in bed and cuddle you all damn day
He is used to waking up at least a couple hours earlier than you to get his gear together for the day.
He would wake you up right before he leaves for the day to say his goodbyes and I love yous and then giving you a kiss on your head as your still mostly asleep self responds
So on days where he doesn't need to report to the U.B.C.S. is the days he cherishes most
His internal body alarm still wakes him up at his usual time until he realizes that he doesn't need to leave your side today
He will pull your sleeping body closer to him and snuggle his face in the top of your head and go back to sleep in about 2.8 seconds
When you finally wake up, he can almost hear your eyelids open and wakes up himself.
He wraps himself around you even more to the point he might as well lay on top of you
(which he in fact does later)
If you have to go to the bathroom, you better be able to hold it in because this man will not let go until he is ready
and when he is ready it usually 45 min to an hour
You can try and persuade him, but just know a lot of it will go in one ear and out the other
when you finally get up to go to the bathroom he usually gets up while your in there and stands by the door waiting for you to finish
most of the day is consumed by him lounging with you and staying by your side all day
imagine you guys are laying in bed while you watch tv or something its really just there for background noise
this man is fully on top of you
like not even kidding
this man is laying his full body weight on top of you
he loves how comfy you feel all while also feeling like hes protecting you from the world
(bonus points if youre plus sized, i am a firm believer he loves them big booty bitches like me :3)
you guys will be talking while he lays his head on your chest, occasionally picking his head up to look at you or sneak in a quick smooch
he loves to hear your heartbeat and feel your chest move up and down while you breathe
its small but it makes him so happy that your safe from the T-Virus and are in fact still alive and with him
He doesn't speak much about his job to not scare you so he will just listen to anything you want to talk about
When there is a pause in you guys conversing, he pretends to fall asleep to get a laugh out of you
like im talking he will relax his whole body to go limp and fake snore really obnoxiously
when you start to laugh he pretends to wake up acting like you woke him up and asks you what's so funny before going back to 'sleep' continuing his snoring
he will do this several times
at one point when hes falling back 'asleep' his hand will accidently graze your sides making your body stiffen slightly
now listen, he aint dumb and he wont just brush it off
he now knows for a fact that you are ticklish there
so he will plan attack
after a couple times of doing his thing of waking up and going back to sleep, he will strike his move while doing his snoring
you have to beg with tears in your eyes and stomach feeling like youre getting abs for him to stop before he does
He just thinks youre so precious and do basically anything to see your smile and the side that you only let him see
also while he lays on you, if youre eating a snack, he will grab your wrist and pull it down to his face to take a bite
no matter how much you try and keep it away from him, he always finds a way to share your food with him
he also is a huge bed hog
mf will starfish and expect you to figure it out
okay thats all i got it's been simmering in my head all day at work
