After you mentioned the Dr. Seuss thing, I haven't been able to get it out of my head and now I want to see someone do fanart of it, like:
I will not fight him in a sword,
I will not fight him if I'm bored,
I will not fight him with an axe,
I will not fight him without hacks,
I will not fight him with a mace,
I will not fight him in a race,
I will not fight him here or there,
I will not fight him anywhere
EXACTLY THIS now i definitely need some fanart of this and with even wilder things. “i will not fight him in a tree” “i will not fight him on a train”
also i love how you were able to just casually output the poem just now 😂 like that’s perfect! you could write the whole dr seuss book. like a lil manhunt version,, there’s gotta be a spin on one of the dr seuss book titles,,, ooo “green eggs and ham” is pretty much literally rivals duo 😂