❛ hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ‘cause it sounds like he sucks, and i’ll totally kill that guy for you. ❜ - Audrey II (eternalnoise)
“ that’s not very funny to joke about, twoey. “
seymour said, circling around the vast plant in the middle of the greenhouse in order to sprinkle a square of succulents with water from a can. even though things were better now -- the deaths of orin and mushnik not haunting him so badly, he and audrey’s life as happy as it likely was going to get -- sometimes he still felt a sickness in his stomach, even if their deaths were deserved. “ you know how i feel about ... you .... um, eating people. “ seymour remarked warily, glancing upward toward where he imagined the plant’s ‘ eyeline ‘ would be.
“ -- besides. he’s just an angry customer. i’m sure audrey and i can handle it. ... somehow. some way. “ truth was, seymour and audrey were as meek as could be. if anything, she was much better at handling troubling people than he was ... but audrey ii was the best of the three of them, all things considered ... !