#penistower

The Penis Tower, as me and Hannah liked to call it #brisbanelyfe

Newcastle, looking West, seen from the Tower above Queen's Wharf! #tower #cityscape #harbour #visitnewcastle #birdseyeview #newcastleforeshore #newcastle #canonaustralia #penistower (at Harbourview, Queens Wharf)

Newcastle, looking West, seen from the Tower above Queen's Wharf! #tower #cityscape #harbour #visitnewcastle #birdseyeview #newcastleforeshore #newcastle #canonaustralia #penistower (at Harbourview, Queens Wharf)

Guys. It's been far too long, and I'll be honest I'd rather attend a stinking rats wedding than leave you sweet people out of my life, but I had no option you see, and if you would just give me a SECOND to speak ill explain to you, and all of your little mates, what's been going on, ok? So roughly 69 moons ago I sat down with my all-time blood brother; Shannon 'The Rock' Kearns, and he uttered to me his scheme to re-birth the classic 'Newcastle Craft Beer Week', right here in our home town. He then humbly begged that I, 'The Jimmy Man', perform the traditional blood rites on the second waxing moon to honour him and his beer crew, he then kissed my shoes - Anyway, long story short I did the dumb blood thing and I'm only just now getting released from juvey hall, thanks Shannon, you got me a slapped with a criminal record and whole pile of community service you jerk, teaching dumb kids to play ball so well that their dunks shatter the earths crust. Anyway the details that you should all write on your vision board are as follows: Newy Craft Beer Week, 4th - 13th of March. Newcastle, NSW, AUSTRALIA. Now write: @newcastlecraftbeerweek (pro tip, if you can't draw the '@' sign, just draw a regular 'a' with a circle around it, nobody will give a fuck.) I'll see you there, you can buy me a beer and laugh at my funny northman accent - and then be killed for your grave insult. Girlfriend Opinion: I asked her what she thinks I should write about our beautiful home town to inspire Australians from far away to come and drink beer here for a whole week, she simply shrugged and said "just make some of your dumb jokes like always, oh wait, and the penis building!" Er, It's a fucking penis TOWER, not a building honey. #craftbeer #craftbeerporn #beerporn #beer #drinkcraft #beers #bier #öl #acraftbeerideot #instabeer #beerstagram #drunk #girlfriendopinion #ale #beergeek #beerporn #australiancraftbeer #newcastlecraftbeerweek @newcastlecraftbeerweek @onefortheroadtours #newy #penistower

#moontower must be compensating for something #sunset #austin #penistower