#penisface

I am not new to this whole Badoo thing. I’ve been on this website since high school..like 2001 or something like that. I signed up because back then, it was called Hot or Not and I was a curious little teenager looking for those cute 18 year old boys..and my town didn’t have much else to do.  As I grew up, got a boyfriend or two, and finally at 33; I am settled in and those crazy online dating days are over...Or are they?  Maybe I can still see what’s out there, without doing the whole hook up thing?  Then it hit me. Something I moreorless glossed over before.  For being inactive on this site for almost 10+ years, and realizing Badoo was  on Facebook and suggested to me to come back a few years ago, I wanted to see what my old profile was like..basically revisit the 16 year old me.  And what I found... was pure gold.  I had creepy men following me with wifes, girlfriends and everything in between, lusting after my underage pictures. Now normally this would HORRIFY someone. To me, it was a source of digging into how Badoo works. In 2016, I changed my name to “Penis Face”, ditched the highschool pictures and uploaded stupid pictures of me, and 2 “tasteful”pictures to keep the thirst comin’, and just went to town on the most idiotic troll-but-not-obvious-enough troll profile blip ever. 

And I started to troll. You’d be surprised at what men will do to get a piece of booty.  So now for the nitty gritty. Why do this?  1. I’m bored 

2. It’s funny (to me). If you think it’s funny, awesome. I really don’t care if you’re butthurt. 

3. Raise self-worth awareness. Girls- never settle for a man looking for a booty call. EVER. You’re much more than that.