URGENT RELATIONSHIP ISSUE
My girlfriend and I have been going strong for a while, and it seemed like everything was going good, but about a week ago she performed oral sex on me for the first time, and it seemed like she became a completely different person.
She kept calling herself the “penis vampire” and used a voice similar to the Count from Sesame Street. During foreplay, she kept saying, “I vant to suck your cock,” and while she was sucking me off, she would count the number of times she was sucking.
Right before she started she put in a pair of plastic vampire teeth.
“VUN, GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK”
she would say still using her vampire voice
“TWO GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK”
When I was about to finish I tapped her head to let her know but she looked up and said “MUAH HA HA this is how us vampires must feed” and swallowed.
I’m conflicted i’m starting to like her penis vampire persona but it feels wrong she’s an entirely different person and it really does feel like she’s a penis vampire.
