#penis dysfunction

What the fuck is this, Nothing-Works-Sunday!?!?! First, when I try to play The Elder Scrolls Online Beta one last time, the fucking launcher says "Install", and like the stupid cunt I am, I fucking click it and JUST LIKE THAT IT FUCKING STARTS INSTALLING IT AGAIN AND THE ORIGINAL GAME IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. And that would be fine and all if I didn't have a FUCKING DOWNLOAD QUOTA WHICH BROKE LIKE A BITCH WITHIN THE FIRST HOUR AND TURNED INTO SLOW TRAFFIC SPEED. So now I'm stuck watching the fucking download move as slow as a fucking snail that got stoned. Well I figured, hey, now I could connect the Wii I got from Mom because I wanted it and she didn't, so I was like hells yeah, I get to play Wii now. BUT NOPE. The fucking Wii Remote is out of fucking order, and no matter how many times I change the motherfucking batteries and try to sync the piece of shit, it won't fucking work. AND AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, THERE'S MY MOTHERFUCKING PHONE THAT HAS LIKE A BROKEN USB PORT SO IT TAKES REALLY FUCKING GENTLE TOUCH TO GET IT TO CHARGE PROPERLY. To recap: Elder Scrolls Online won't work. Wii Remote won't work. Fucking phone barely works. Fucking nothing works and the world is like "fuck you Milla, you stupid cunt, you spoiled brat, huh, you want your toys? WELL YOU AIN'T GETTING THEM"  So basically: fuck.