what is 'i don't know if i'll make it but watch how good i'll fake it'?
the biggest mistake of @soulburningsāās life, better known as ALTERNATE UNIVERSITY.
so why donāt we break this down and give you a crash course?
ZAYNEāS GUIDE TO ALTERNATE UNIVERSITY
Alternate University is a college au consisting primarily of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V and VRAINS cast
this all started when I went to Kasa and saidĀ ā5 words: Manjoume and Yuuri being roommatesā
this au originally started on @sctsunaiā ( Yuuri ) and @blackthvnderā ( Manjoume )
it has since grown to include @pendulumrisenā, @incantixā, @soulburningsā and @linkstormā ( with characters such as Yuuya, Yuugo, Yuuto, Dennis, Shun, Kaito, the Bracelet Girls, and most recently, Yusaku and Takeru )
thereās one more person comingā¦soon
it is tagged asĀ āI donāt know if Iāll make it but watch how good Iāll fake itā on all of my blogs ( sctsunai, incantix, linkstorm ) andĀ āAlternate Universityā on Kasaās blogs ( blackthvnder, pendulumrisen, soulburnings )
Yuuri is the biggest piece of shit in this au
itās a running joke that Yuuriās always stealing Manjoumeās food
Yuuri is always antagonizing Manjoume somehow
Kaito puts up with exactly none of Yuugoās shit
Yuugo gets kicked out of their roomā¦a lot
fight as much as Kaito and Yuugo
Shun tries to kill Dennis at least once every other day
sweet fire puppy and his reclusive hermit friend
Takeru apologizes for absolutely anything Yusaku does ever
the whole dorm thinks theyāre gay
nobodyās seen him in three weeks is he even still alive
Ruri is Shun/Kaito/Yuuto control
Ruri cooks food for Takeru and Yusaku
Yuzu just wants some time alone with Yuuya
no, Yuuri had to decide heāsĀ Yuuyaās priority
Manjoume moved out for Year 2
Yuuri didnāt like that and got him evicted from his apartment
Manjoume can never escape
when Shunās mad, he puts stuff on the top shelf where Kaito canāt reach it
everyone thinks theyāre dating
Yuugo was assigned to Kaito again originally
Rin shuffled roommates around so Yuugoād stay alive
still do not deserve this
Yuuya is eternally suffering
idk if heās even alive by this point
Yusaku never leaves the room so no one realizes he lives there except Yuuya
still blissfully living alone
got her own room like a Queen
feels the need toā¦mother her friends
Yusaku hasnāt forgiven her for The Talk
new addition to the dorm.
transferred from another university when he discovered Yusaku attended this one
Notable Incidents within the verse:
Yuuri bakes Manjoume a cake for his birthday. A carrot cake disguised as a red velvet cake.Ā
Manjoume hates carrots and never trusts Yuuri again.
Yuuri decides to replace all of the food heās eaten with carrots.
Manjoume finds his cereal box full of diced carrots and marches down to Yuuriās class just to chuck the box at his face.
āThis was full yesterday!ā
Manjoume complains a lot. Yuuri has a lot of spare keys.
YuuriĀ āleavesā his main key behind and Manjoume locks him out of their room.
Yuuri gets in with a spare key, gets some fake blood and makes himself out to be a bloody murderer before going to Manjoumeās room and waking him up with the image of some stranger holding a giant kitchen knife, covered in blood.
Manjoume screams like a girl.
Yuuri whispersĀ ādonāt ever lock me out againā and goes to take a shower.
The Pizza Incident Part 1
Manjoume orders a pizza, assuming itāll arrive by the time he gets home.
He arrives home to only one slice of his pizza left.
Manjoume bitches at Yuuri for eating his pizza.
The Pizza Incident Part 2
Manjoume tries to order a pizza again for when he gets home.
He arrives home to no pizza.
There is only a single piece of pepperoni left in the box.
The Pizza Incident Part 3
The dorm has a homemade pizza night.
Yuuri puts carrot shavings in the shredded cheese.
Manjoume does not realize it until itās too late.
Soulburner has a scarf hole. Playmaker is curious.
Soulburner freaks out when Playmaker jams a finger in the hole for curiosityās sake.
That means revengeā¦which leads Soulburner to shove three fingers in the little hole on the back of Playmakerās belt.
Ruri overhears a snippet of Yusaku and Takeruās conversation about The Hole.
āI put one finger in, you rammed THREE INSIDE ME!ā
Ruri assumes theyāre together and need a talk on safe intimacy.
Ruri accidentally starts a rumor about Yusaku and Takeru banging each other.
She buys themĀ āThe Guide to Safe BDSMā and several supplies.
Takeru and Yusaku never look at each other again.
tl;dr: this au is insane and I donāt know how Kasa is still friends with me.