the thing is that anyone who was shocked by honour the cock has not been in the murph trenches (when are you more happy than when you're slanging rope)

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the thing is that anyone who was shocked by honour the cock has not been in the murph trenches (when are you more happy than when you're slanging rope)

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@junietuesday that post about new ship dynamic rage baiter vs fat dog and it’s just pendergreens owning ultrus at smash
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just a topical audio edit for your fine whatever part of the day it is when you've happened upon this.
Transcript:
Audio from FHJY Episode 16: Untapped Rage and NADDPod's Baggin' it with Balnor: Loud Libraries, Questionable Drug PSAs, and Staying Fit w/ Pendergreens. The difference in audio is shown with a cut. Murph: Oh, that's cocked. It almost was a nat 20, but you gotta honor the [strained] cock. --- Pendergreens (Murph): Yeah, you know, uh, sort of, when I smile, I do sort of an "o" face, cause, like, when are you more happy than when you're, uh, [starts to laugh] slangin' some rope. [Emily laughs] Jake: Oh my -
THIS POLL IS NOT ABOUT WHAT CHARACTER IS SEXIEST
Murph was the hottest while playing…
Riz Gukgak (fhfy)
Kugrash
Riz Gukgak (fhsy)
Sir Theobald Gumbar
Cody Walsh
Big Barry Syx
Prince Gerard of Greenleigh
Riz Gukgak (fhjy)
Jens Lyndelle
DMing
Specific NPC (Balnor, Glen, etc)
Other (in tags)
[Maxwell Gotch removed to correct for recency bias]

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i was literally just relistening to twilight sanctorum today and Zudrick bringing back Frankie Vantasmo's "Alright, everybody relax." is so good for me. i love when Murph plays a shithead (pendergreens, jens, mac son of mumford, cody walsh, barry syx) and i love when he plays the straight man (kugrash, theobald, gerard, frankie, zudrick)
The shift from evil intimidating Pendeghast the betrayer to dipshit bro Pendergreens is So fast and So funny. I’m not surprised Murph forgot his original name.
Pendergreens having a thing for the most stereotypical americana white supremacist fantasy of a farm with 2.5 kids and an obedient wife but not in an aspirational way just as a sex thing is unimaginably fucking funny to me. Like shithead gamer dudes who think they’re owed a virgin wife who wants to run their home for them or whatever the fuck are a dime a dozen, so it’s very important to me that Pendergreens Does Not Want That.
But ☝️. he finds it sexy.
I think Pendergreens should be like Mort from penguins of Madagascar where you look at his wiki page and are like “why do you have 12 dead ex wives”.
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