#peeve time

i hate all of these posts that are like "i lvoe you sugar i love you flowers i love you sunshine..." or just like lists like "the beach at night, the smell of woodsmoke, hot dumplings..." or the artificial emoting of "ok but when taylor swift said 'la la blah la' and when she said 'eeble greeble' and when she said...." none of which ever conclude in anything its like. you have become psychically deconstructed by the internet. your brains have become a thin gruel of affect. you have forgotten about sentence structure. i am a hater forever die die die. if you want to make me feel anything you are going to have to work for it.