Do u know how many mosquitos I killed today? 35.

I counted. And counted and put them in my white bin so I could collect them. And count. Bitches be ballroom dancing and mating around my living room and expect me not to swing my trusty bat at them? No, nada.

Plus this bat runs on nuclear quantized power. I don't remember the last time I charged it.

Yall. I really felt I could take up tennis by the way I was killing them mosquitos.

(PS: peedos pls stop asking me to message you, you know who you are,I promise I will swing my bat at you, it hasn't let me down. Even. Once. )