Ace about to take a drug (pee) test for illegal drugs here!

This is part of the email I wrote to my Mom, Sister, and best friend:

Howdy all, Could NOT sleep last night and was at the doctor by 815am so was laying low most of the day. Today's tests: -sonogram to check follicle size (future eggs)- Results, 1 big one on the left, two smaller ones on the right so this round is promising. -Blood test to check LH level (LH is the hormone that shows when ovulation begins- it spikes, egg drops) show that tomorrow is NOT the day but we are getting close. I have also been using the LH testing strips in my morning urine  and it looks like things building but have not yet spiked. All tests point to good things. Though the first round often doesn't, we have our hopes up. I go in EARLY again tomorrow to again test LH blood levels . They will call tomorrow to tell me if I go in Monday for more blood tests or if it is time to set up an IUI appointment. This is the game for the next 5-6 days depending on when I ovulate/spike. I get to travel an hour to the open blood draw time between 7-9a. Good thing I just started a really interesting new book!