Now accepting travel faggot applications
I am in need of a travel faggot for a business trip to Europe in two weeks.
I fly business class. You flight bitch-ass economy, the shittier, the better.
you are in charge of all of my luggage and errands and anything I need so that I have a productive trip. I donโt want anyone to know we are traveling on the same itinerary. I donโt even want to acknowledge you in public. you stay your ass a decent distance behind me, carrying bags and whatever else I tell you to carry.
you pay for your own expenses, including your flight. you can sleep on the floor of my suite, but in another fucking area. Iโll likely have a girl or two over. you can pay for our needs too -- room service, wine, whatever the fuck I want.
All you have to do is make my life easier, so that I can close the deal. youโre happy to pay for the privilege. I know you are willing, and I know that the very thought of this makes you hard.
This is 100% serious.
BUT
fag, you MUST already have your passport. you MUST be able to travel the week after next. you MUST have room on your credit card or plenty of cash. you MUST fully commit.
