Since @uppastthejelliclemoon and @kineticjellyfish Have made me cry multiple times because of their absolutely amazing Cats angst. I have decided to return the favor. In a... Special way What I have here is something called “Hunger Games Simulator”. It is a website where you put in the names of random people and/or characters and it creates a scenario about what would happen if these characters were in the Hunger Games. I, have done it with cat characters . Time for some payback. (TW. Suicide mention) (Also its a long post so get ready-) The horn blows and the tributes all start running, one way or another. First of all, Demeter, Tugger, Misto, and Cassandra formed a suicide pact and killed themselves. Not off to a great start…. Tantomile, Jennyanydots, Bomba, Grizabella, Etcetera, Plato, Victoria, Electra, Gus, and Jemima take off and successfully get away from the Cornucopia without being injured. These cats also did not get any items. Old Doot finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver. Skimbleshanks finds some rope and a lighter Mungojerrie retrieves a trident from inside the Cornucopia Coricopat stays at the Cornucopia for resources Carbucketty sets off an explosion which immediately kills Alonzo Rumpleteazer and Macavity get in a fight with Munkustrap and Pouncival none of the 4 we’re injured Starting Day Complete Day 2 Start Jemima tries to spear a fish with a trident Tantomile and Gus search for firewood Victoria sprains her ankle running away from Pouncival Coricopat injures himself Electra picks Flowers Old Doot injures himself (oh dear) Mungojerrie receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor (of course he did) Munkustrap, Skimble, Jenny, Bomba, Grizabella, Carbucketty, and Electra goes hunting for other tributes Plato goes on a hunt End of Day 2 Day 3 Start First special event: ACID RAIN The second it starts Victoria immediately tries to push Bomba into a puddle of acid rain but fails, Bomba grabbed onto Victoria pulling her down with her, killing them both. Same thing happens with Munkustrap and Carbucketty. Munkustrap tried to push him in a puddle of acid but Carbucketty dragged Munkus with him. Killing them both. God dang Jemima trips and falls face first into a puddle of acid rain, killing her as well. Plato injures Tantomile and leaves her in the rain to die, man these cats are vicious Aw dang it, Mungojerrie, Coricopat, Old D, Electra, and Jennyanydots are so shocked by Jemima’s dead body they forget its raining acid and they all die. (I’m kidding, they all tripped into a puddle as well) Pouncival refuses to let Skimble into his shelter so Skimble dies. Grizabella refuses Etcetera into her shelter so Etcetera dies dang that’s a lot of death Day 3 End Day 3 Night start Pouncival thinks about home Grizabella is unable to start a fire so she sleeps in the dark Plato quietly hums Gus screams for help (oh boy) Day 4 start Everyone who is alive stays to themselves Grizabella can’t handle the circumstances so she commits suicide Day 4 ends Day 5 Starts Plato practices Archery Pouncival stabs Gus Day 5 ends Day 6 starts Plato is unable to convince Pouncival not to kill him Pouncival shoots Plato with an arrow when he’s not looking AND THE WINNER OF THE JELLICLE HUNGER GAMES IS POUNCIVAL!
