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im gonna try and cheer myself up by collecting cursed images from other friends

I was just for some reason reminded of this one time when I was drinking as a boy at the park. there is a park on each side of the lake. I'm at one park and I'm p sure I was headed to the other. I'm already drunk at this point and I had just poured the rest of what I had in my lul dr pepper. I'm walking around the lake and I see a cop going all slow like he's watching me. there's a big ass bush I walk behind as we like cross paths. I don't know if I heard him turn around or if I was just in tha zone and knew he would, but I hit a u turn when he does. I dump out my bottle. I'm p sure we both each hit ANOTHER u turn and then that's when he pulled up on me.

Staring at u waiting for u to look, u look: hits the bowl lefty

Picture me at the hard pretzel factory eatin’em soft