#pau rambles

im really liking black butler so far someone could say "oh, the sun went down and now it's getting dark and cold" and ciel would have an inner monologue like "the darkness of this sky is nothing compared to the darkness my soul has felt for so long now.... the chill in the air cannot compete with the freezing state my heart has been in ever since that day when i...." and then it cuts to sebastian smiling like a cunt

Started school today as a business major and showed up with black ripped skinny jeans and a Saitama hoodie, as one does, promptly realising that my blue hair is the brightest color in the room and I barely saw anyone with clothes that had any personality. Oh well, I'm sure some people are just as surprised by my eccentric appearance as I am by their lack of it.

john marston is stronger than me fr because if my brother got tuberculosis and i heard someone calling him "black lung" i would have immediately put so many holes in the bastard you could play harmonica with his dead body

fem riddler wouldn't be called "[first name starting with E] Nygma", she would be "[first name] Terry" because then when addressing her formally she would be "Ms. Terry". miss-terry. mystery. thank you for coming to my ted talk

tsurumi is to me what makima is to 25yo incels who don't leave their room don't shower and spend their days calling women whores on twitter or masturbating to figures with very disproportionate boobs and butts. except i'm more based and cool about it.

the way szeth starts listening to kaladin's advice about fighting the intrusive thoughts with a "soldier/positive thought", it works, and then he immediately follows it up with "awesome i can kill myself now" has me sobbing

what if they soft-launch june egbert in the animated project what will we do then