"Knowledge Can Never Replace Friendship. I Prefer to Be an Idiot."
Patrick gets brain coral, becomes genuinely intelligent, and within one episode drives away every single person who cares about him. Smart Patrick is real. He debates philosophy. He understands chemistry. He critiques Squidward with specific, accurate analysis. And he is completely, devastatingly alone. So he removes the coral himself. Not because someone makes him. Because he looked at who he was becoming and decided that version of himself was not worth it. "I prefer to be an idiot." That is not a punchline. That is the most self-aware sentence in the entire show. Reblog if you need a minute with that.
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