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SAW THE MUSICAL : THE UNAUTHORIZED PARODY OF SAW gets NY debut September2023
After a wildly successful run in Philadelphia, Cooper Jordan Entertainment will bring SAW The Musical: The Unauthorized Parody of Saw OffâBroadway this fall. Created by Cooper Jordan (DEX! A Killer Musical, The Rat Pack Undead), SAW The Musical has a book by Award -Winning Writer Zoe Ann Jordan (Virtuoso - NYCHFF) and music & lyrics by Patrick Spencer & Anthony De Angelis (An Axemas Story), and directed by Tony Award Winner Stephanie Rosenberg (Easter Bunny HOP! LIVE; Co-Producer: Moulin Rouge! The Musical, Anastasia) with music direction by Leigh Pomeranz (DEX! A Killer Musical). It will begin performances on September 16, 2023 in, advance of its opening on Sunday, October 1, 2023; the limited run is slated to run through January 1, 2024 at the AMT Theater (345 West 45th Street) in Midtownâs Theater District.
SAW The Musical: The Unauthorized Parody of Saw premieres Off-Broadway Fall 2023 in New York after its smash out-of-town tryout in Philadelphia last year! One of the most thought-provoking horror films of all time now isâŚa musical . SAW The Musical hilariously captures the events of the first movie, parodying the Saw that started it all, following from where Lawrence Gordon and Adam Stanheight find each other for the first time in the bathroom trap. Will they follow "the rules" as they discover each other's secrets? Will they escape the game in time and saw right through? A love story with fluidity (and lots more fluids), SAW The Musical: The Unauthorized Parody of Saw is Little Shop of Horrors meets Avenue Q , pushing the boundary on sexuality and how to love. {!Parental Advisory: Explicit Content}
"SAW The Musical: The Unauthorized Parody of Saw brings the iconic horror film to life on stage with a wickedly funny twist. Now is the perfect time to laugh at the macabre as we blend horror and hair-raising laughter, creating a unique musical experience that's both hilarious and thrilling. Get ready for a love story entangled in traps, secrets, and unexpected humor, pushing the boundaries of entertainment with a dash of explicit fun." Cooper Jordan, Creator and Producer
SAW The Musical: The Unauthorized Parody of Saw stars Bart Shatto (Bart Shatto Broadway (Dracula: the Musical - Quincey Morris), Tony- nominated War Paint) as Gordon, Adam Parbhoo (NY: Homeâs Kitchen) as Adam, Jill Owen (NY Easter Bunny HOP! LIVE;) as Amanda/Alli/Jigsaw and Voiceover for Detective Tapp is by Donnell Johnson, with Danny Durr (National Tour: A Christmas Carol), Gabrielle Goodman (NY: Open, Stay), Patrick Voss Davis (Film: Lucky Louie. Regional: Newsies), James Lynch (New York: Baby Powder), Thomas Skea (Film: Out of Water), Morgan Traud (Regional: Mame), Jessica Morilak (âA Sketch of New Yorkâ). Additional cast TBA
The creative team includes Sound Designer Ryan Gravett (Sound Designer), Katie Reif (Associate Sound Designer), Dan Renkin (Fight Director), Sarah Thurmond (Production Manager), and Gabrielle P. Guagenti (Production Stage Manager). The Musical is produced by Cooper Jordan, Saw The Musical Parody LLC, Stephanie Rosenberg, Katie Reif and more to be announced. Cooper Jordan is the Lead Producer.
SAW The Musical: The Unauthorized Parody of Saw begins performances on September 16, 2023, at AMT Theater, located at 345 West 45th Street. It will play on Saturdays at 11 PM and Sundays at 5 PM (after 2pm & 8pm Broadway curtains come down), running 100 minutes with no intermission. Tickets are $41-$113 (incl. fees). Extremely limited âSuper Saw VIP Front Row Seatsâ including The Bathroom Mirror Merch Box are available for every performance for $113 total ($110 + $3 fee), VIP Front Rows A-B at $98 ($95 + $3 fee), Premium at $78 ($75 + $3 fee), Orchestra at $61 ($58 + $ 3 fee) & Rear Orchestra / Mezz at $41 ($38 plus $3 fee) and are available by visiting SawtheMusical.com or at the AMT Theater Box Office in person or by calling 646-543-4385. All VIP Seats include âPictures with Pigs in Wigsâ on Stage following the performance. SAW The Musical contains mature content and is not recommended for children under 16.
Pairing: Clifford/reader, Mr. Don/reader, Bud/reader, Panther/reader, Tatanka/reader
warning: none
Rating: PG
He had known you from school, but never really spoke to you until after graduation. You were closer to Bud back then than you were to him. It was Bud, actually, that introduced Clifford to you and ever since the blonde began to develop an attraction to you. He surprised himself when he approached you one day as you were out with friends and asked you out.
âWould you be interested?â he asked, not a hint of nervousness or hesitation in his voice. He had no reason to be.
âOk, sure.â You smiled, giving your answer. You liked Clifford, so you figured âwhy notâ.
A simple dinner date thatâs all you thought it would be as the two of you made small talk over dinner. Although he didnât really speak much, just listened and responded to you. You were curious when he told you he wanted to take you somewhere else.
He wouldnât tell you where, so you accepted the surprise and what a surprise it was.
Clifford took you into a giant botanical garden. Your excitement was clear on your face and it pleased him to know that you were enjoying yourself. The autumn colours were a calming change to the sounds and blaring lights of the city.
Once you were back home, you thanked him for everything.
âThank me by going out with me again,â he spoke smirking when he saw your face flush pink.
âOf course.â You just couldnât say no to him.
Panther
Your friend had to ditch this weekend, meaning you had an extra ticket to the amusement park. You just didnât know what to do with it. You sat alone on a park bench thinking of what you were going to do when you felt a hand gently pat your head.
âHey, whatâs wrong?â You jumped slightly, but relaxed, realizing it was only Panther. You looked back to see the taller male leaning against the back of the bench.
You told him how your friend had cancelled your plans and now you had no one to go with. It was during your explanation that you got the idea of inviting Panther instead.
âHow about you go with me?â you asked.
âOh, sure, I got nothing planned.â He smiled back at you.
âYou know,â you began, standing from the bench to fully face him, âI mean it as a date.â
Panther felt his face heat up at your words and had trouble forming words. âBu-both⌠A da-date?â
You giggled at his sputtering and reddening face. He was too cute.
He agreed of course and after handing him the ticket you jumped onto the seat of the bench and wrapped your arms around him pulling him towards you in a hug.
To say your date was enjoyable was an understatement. It was the best time you had in a while.
Panther had kept in his mind that this was supposed to be a date and because of that he made a fool of himself. He didnât do it intentionally, he was just nervous. You simply thought it was adorable and teased his clumsiness.
After some time together, he lost his jitters and became more comfortable with you.
You made it clear that you planned on going out with him again and of course heâd agree.
Bud
To say Bud was extravagant obviously didnât know just how over the top he could get. And clearly dates were no exception.
This wasnât what you had in mind when the stunt man asked you out; you really didnât know how he got you to say yes in the first place. He had been asking you for some time and you told him that you werenât interested at the time, but his playful flirting and constant affection might have been what changed your mind.
Whether that was good or bad you had yet to decide. And as you stood just 5 feet away from the basket that was supposed to keep the two of you in the air, you were beginning to think it was leaning more to bad.
âNo,â you told him when he motioned for you to get in.
âJust give it a try, trust me,â he spoke, giving you a reassuring smile.
Nevertheless, he managed to convince you into the basket and, after assuring you he did in fact know what he was doing, he lit the flame.
You started out worried about the idea of getting into a hot air balloon with him, but you had to admit it was a little exciting once you were up in the air.
Tatanka
He never spoke much and when he did it was always straight to the point. During your study sessions, heâd ask questions and respond when necessary but that was all. He spoke frequently with the other guys from the football team, so you thought maybe it was just you.
So when he stopped you from leaving during one of your study times and asked you to accompany him at the park the next afternoon, you were a little lost for words. You accepted his invitation and didnât bother asking why he asked you to join him.
A picnic. It was a picnic he had planned for the two of you and it was the most calming and pleasant evenings you had the pleasure to share with him.
He was even being a little more talkative, not much, but it made you glad to know that he really didnât dislike you after all. It was the exact opposite.
âHey, Tatanka,â you spoke, gaining his attention from the water bottle he had been staring at for nearly 4 minutes. You were afraid to ask afraid of making a fool of yourself, but you just had to know, âis this a date?â
The poor boy went stiff and his face went red faster than anything youâd seen before. Immediately after he turned away from you, you felt like an idiot for asking.
A minute of awkward silence passed before he turned to look at you. You avoided looking at him and that gave him the idea to lean in close and gently kiss your cheek.
You jumped not expecting the contact and looked at him, his face still a faintly flushed.
âI should have been more specific when I asked you to join me.â He was looking directly into your eyes and honestly, you couldnât understand how someone who looked so intimidating could be so timid.
âI wanted this to be a date.â Now it was your turn to blush. You made it known to him your previous thoughts of him disliking your company and when he asked why youâd think that, you told him.
âBecause we never really talked much before today.â You noticed the brief flash of shock on his face before it disappeared.
âI was too nervous around you to speak.â
The two of you were awkward, but that didnât stop you from wanting to be around him and next time he promised to ask you out properly.
Mr. Don
You were the type that kept to yourself. You were more reserved than most and the only reason you even knew him was because your brother would drag you to football practices and games against your will.
To get you out of the house heâd say.
You had seen the kind of female company Mr. Don kept and honestly, you never expected to be his type.
Yet here you were sitting with him in a restaurant just a little too extravagant for your taste. You were becoming extremely nervous, not being used to these kinds of setting put you on edge. It didnât go unnoticed.
âAre you feeling okay?â Mr. Don asked you. You were reluctant to tell him, but if it helped you leave this place faster, it wouldnât hurt.
You told him of your discomfort and he smiled before crossing his arms and asking, âWell, where would like to go?â
You jumped at the chance to leave and he followed.
Claustrophobic, thatâs what youâd call it. Being in that place made you trapped and now that you were out in the open you felt so much better.
There really was no set destination you just wanted to walk and oddly enough Mr. Don was okay with that. He said whatever made you happy.
That alone made you agree to join him on a second date when he asked if youâd be willing to try again.