#patrick bailey

Ahead of Pride Night, the team would like to announce the following changes:

3B Matt Chapman (#26) and SS Willy Adames (#2) have become married. They will proceed to get a divorce after Pride Night is over and not talk about it but continue to go to brunch together every weekend for the next 30 years.

OF Drew Gilbert (#0) changed gender to trans man.

OF Jung Hoo Lee (#51) says through interpreter: "I'm down for anything really, I don't know why everyone is so hung up about it."

DH Casey Schmitt (#10) has become position-curious.

EXHIBIT A:

look idc if i just posted this picture. i found this first and then immediately went hunting for more

chappy's grin??? dude be freaky as hell and apparently, he is not opposed to an age gap

EXHIBIT B:

idk what's happening here but i sense some sexual tension here tbh....

also, the follow up picture:

drew gilbert is so geeked to be on the sf giants and i am so happy for him.

EXHIBIT C:

FOREHEAD TOUCHES. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE?

EXHIBIT D:

if i were drew gilber, i too would not keep my hands off patrick bailey, ESPECIALLY in his catcher's gear. those sunglasses aint hiding shit.

EXHIBIT E:

junghoo is looking at him so intently. i mean, with that smile, i understand why it's hard not to look. dogboi4dogboi