Mar 11, 2020
Tess: Rules are made to be broken.
Jacomo: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Tess: Uh, piñatas.
Pathka: Glowsticks.
Tess: Karate boards.
Pathka: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Tess: Rules.
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Tess: Rules are made to be broken.
Jacomo: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Tess: Uh, piñatas.
Pathka: Glowsticks.
Tess: Karate boards.
Pathka: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Tess: Rules.
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Tess: Pathka, look, I'm melting butter.
Pathka: That's great, Tess. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.
Tess: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party, and you're all invited.
Pathka: "If."
Jacomo: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to, and she might not even die.
Tess: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Jeanne: You're a hazard to society.
Pathka: And a coward. Do twenty.
Pathka: Change is inedible.
Tess: Don't you mean inevitable?
Pathka, spitting out a bunch of pennies: I did not.
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Tess: My mouth tastes like pain and regret.
Pathka: What did you do?
Tess: Hot pockets are named that for a reason.
Tess: That’s when I thought to myself, "Don’t think, Tess. Act."
Pathka: So you weren’t thinking.
Tess: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
Pathka: Why are you helping me?
Tess: Because my life is a mess, and I instinctively help others when I don’t know how to take care of myself.