#path changer

sketched a draw the squad thing w/ some of the Fallen & sidera, but was too lazy to do their wings or facial markings

the base

Vizerxa: Genesis, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.

Genesis: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!

Light Song: *Turns on the kitchen light*

Videns: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*

Light Song: It’s four in the morning.

Videns: Turn the light back off.

Genesis: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.

Vizerxa, to Snow Sky: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

Star Seer: Hey, that’s not very nice-

Snow Sky: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine!

Star Seer, forgetting about Vizerxa: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!

Videns, grinning: Before you were what?

Genesis: Before I was-

Videns: What?

Genesis: Before I was inter-

Videns: Before you were interrupted?

Genesis: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-

Videns: What?

Genesis: *makes frustrated sound*

Snow Sky, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

Star Seer, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!

Snow Sky: Star Seer, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Blood Moon, would you get Star Seer some water?

Blood Moon: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*

Genesis: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?

Snow Sky: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.

Aella: What about Star Seer? Nobody ever suspects Star Seer!

Star Seer: Well what about Videns? They have a gun!

Videns: Genesis has a knife.

Genesis: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Aella in the arm*

Aella: I didn’t know that air fryers are a real thing. Used to think that they were made up by the internet as a funny joke and that their purpose was to “fry air”.

Blood Moon: WAIT, BUT IT FRIES THE AIR TO FRY THE FOOD??

Aella: I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A KITCHEN APPLIANCE, MY FIRST ASSUMPTION WAS SOMETHING AKIN TO AN AIR CONDITIONER!

Amatus: IT’S NOT LIKE AN AIR CONDITIONER????

Vizerxa: You guys clearly don’t own an air fryer.

Videns: What are your adjectives?

Genesis: …You mean my pronouns?

Videns: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?

Genesis: …I dunno. What are yours?

Videns: Noisy and chaotic!

which means, of course, last year for April Fool's, Snow Sky and Path Changer painted the ENTIRE Bright Palace in those shades of blue, and put hairdye in Vizerxa's shampoo so the white tips of her hair would get dyed that blue.

the bright palace is a sparsely decorated quartz palace. it has very few places that are not normally a near-glowing white.

make divine punishment afraid of you :D

"I don't think that's a good idea-" -Path Changer

"Are you okay-?" -Snow Sky

yes plz :>

yes :>