#patch tag

Patch and Ida, although Ida can't get high, she just wants to be included. I like sneaking Ida into my fics without using her name.

Patch looking at Vace like:

pink - life of the party and funniest moot

yellow - i want to bake you cookies

cyan - in the nicest way possible you need therapy

orange - please post more

peach - soft vibes, i wanna hug you

The Crew has permanently banned Cally from cooking dinner because without fail "cooking dinner" means "trying to material-wrench food into existence." This is bad bc A. Tapping the arcs multiple times in a day is basically shouting "HEY COME SEE THIS SHIT" directly to delta and B. Material-wrenching organic material into existence almost always works poorly bc while the arcs can generate like. Plants and humans and shit bc that was what Dr. Lumen originally designed them to do it does NOT have the right sequencing to bring edible food into the world so it always comes out as like. Vaugley beef-shaped carbon lumps. Patch tries to give it to hunter as bio-fuel and he's like "hey c'mon man I have standards too."