#pastelghostbro

Originally it was this post by @mooza-kemono! I presume it’s a datamined file that they left in the game, like the lines about Zavala, Shaxx, and the Ahamkara Hunt from the beta version of the Inverted Spire strike.

But then, @shackleshotgun added a tidbit about it being a super rare line when you get your Light back. I originally took it as a joke, but it seems like the devs confirmed it (unless they’re also pulling our leg). 

choose five ships without looking at the questions in the readmore, and then tag some people! then answer questions obvs

1. Sirius/Remus

2. Sherlock/John

3. Artemis/Holly

4. Kanaya/Rose

5. Dany/Irri

tagging dragonboy555 beckeewhy pastelghostbro

1. DO YOU REMEMBER THE EPISODE/SCENE/CHAPTER THAT YOU FIRST STARTED SHIPPING 5?

this probably goes without saying but the chapter they had sex when dany was masturbating idk i don't remember which book but that one

2. Have you ever read fanfiction about 2?

.....

maybe

Where’s question 3…?

4. If 3 were to break up today, what would your reaction be?

they don't even technically get together.... but if they did and then broke up i would not be a happy

5. Why is 1 so important?

because i love remus lupin mre and life itself and his happiness is literally everything to me

6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship? 

serious. loving those canon lesbians

7. OUT OF ALL YOUR SHIPS LISTED, WHICH SHIP HAS THE MOST CHEMISTRY?

probably 1?? 

8. OF ALL THE SHIPS, WHICH SHIP HAS THE STRONGEST BOND

sherlock and john for this one. sherlock literally comes back from the dead for him. sirius got drunk and almost cost remus not only his place at hogwarts but his life which put a big rift between them which tbh i don't think remus will every completely forgive him for.

9. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU READ/WATCHED 2’S FANDOM?

.... a lot. i went through a big sherlock phase, and i ;keep going through them when more episodes are released

10. WHICH SHIP LASTED THE LONGEST?

either siremus or artemis/holly

11. HOW MANY TIMES, IF EVER, HAS 5 BROKEN UP?

never were like technically a couple but. if we're counting the "r u ordering me to fuck u" "holy shit no" scene than. once.

12. IF THE WORLD WAS SUDDENLY THRUST INTO A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, WHICH SHIP WOULD MAKE IT OUT ALIVE, 1 OR 3 ?

artemis and holly def. sirius would want to save every survivor they came across, and he'd either end up trusting the wrong person or their group would get to big to move effectively or hide and they'd be killed. artemis and holly are too smart for that though. their group would have butler juliet them and maybe his parents (but lets be real artemis sr and mrs fowl would prob die pretty quickly). they wouldn't pick up stragglers unless they proved they were useful and artemis would very quickly develop strategies, attack plans, tech, etc. they'd be unstoppable

13. DID 4 EVER HAVE TO HIDE THEIR RELATIONSHIP FOR ANY REASON?

nope

14. IS 5 STILL TOGETHER ?

no but technically their whole relationship was under wraps so i can just. pretend

15. IS 1 CANON?

no ughhghg

16. IF ALL FIVE SHIPS WERE PUT INTO A COUPLE’S HUNGER GAMES, WHICH COUPLE WOULD WIN?

sirius would sacrifice his life for remus, who would probably live quite a bit longer. artemis manages to secure an alliance with sherlock, and john keeps them safe until he dies as well. artemis is pretty physically weak and the loss of john sends sherlock reeling, so artemis dies soon after. holly and sherlock split. dany and irri survive on sheer cunning for quite a while and team up with remus after sirius dies. kanaya wipes out sherlock and holly with roses help, so it's her versus the other three. remus gets rose, kanaya only barely manages remus but she's close to death herself after that. it's not much hardship for dany to kill kanaya. so dany and irri win. 

17. HAS ANYONE EVER TRIED TO SABOTAGE 5’S SHIP?

a bunch of people want dany tbh but none of them try to like. get between them no one knows there is a them.

18. WHICH SHIP(S) WOULD YOU DEFEND TO THE DEATH AND BEYOND?

siremus. the others only to the death because none of the others include remus lupin

19. HAVE YOU EVER SPENT HOURS A DAY GOING THROUGH 3’S TUMBLR PAGE?

nooo theres like no artemis/holly on this site or anywhere tbh. not a huge artemis fowl fandom out there.