#pashing

Mmmmmmmm Johnlock.

After we went riding = we went to the Waikete hot pools and t was awesome. We went to the other pool(not the main one) and waited for the other people in the pool to leave and went to a rock and named it the fuck rock, you can guess why. but then it got even weirder when Herps and BB started french kissing the rock AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!! overall this was awesome!!!!

You go to a comedy show (Nick Offerman's Full Bush). You go with your fave couple because you're their fave third wheel. I get to sit next to the randoms. It's all fine Until... They start touching each like how fucking annoying couples do: rubbing arms, shoulders, legs. DO YOU NOT REALISE THAT MAKES NOISE?! FABRIC MAKES NOISE! But I guess it can be handled. It's okay. Until... THEY START FUCKING PASHING. CAN YOU NOT MAKE IT THROUGH LESS THAN TWO HOURS WITHOUT FUCKING STICKING YOUR TONGUE DOWN YOUR FAVE'S THROAT?! Like I understand that you really like each other but we've all paid money to see Ron Swanson tell us about his sex life - can't we all just concentrate on that? And that is what made me fucking angry today.

Sometimes the immense love I have for my friends makes me have PASHING dreams about them. But since my dream angel doesn’t let me have nice things, they are almost always terrible. Last night I dreamed that I asked Georgie to make out but when we started we both had horrible tight cat anus lips and it was totally laboured and un-sexy. Then Ollie came along and was like ‘oh hot can I join in???’ to which I exclaimed ‘NO BUT U CAN WATCH’ (!?). Cut to me, Georgie and Ollie in my grandma’s bedroom doing gross cat anus kisses while a bunch of people keep bursting in on us. End dream :(

Haha no yeah same I had no idea but I guess I kinda figured in that context - and then your post confirmed it and saved me the struggle of opening another tab to look it up myself lol. cool cool