#partylord

Bilynda: Man I still have all this glitter all over me from yesterday,  I can't scrape it off very well hahah

Marianna: did u wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy

Bilynda: Omg I made that joke all of thismorning

Bilynda: And yes

Bilynda: Yes I did

Marianna: great minds think alike

Bilynda: Yeye

Marianna: but no glitter is a bitch to get off

Marianna: thats like, your 2013 glitter, youre stuck with it all year

Bilynda: It's like battlescars

Bilynda: The toughest warriors are those with the most glitter

Bilynda: Kesha is the toughest

Marianna: kesha is like, the supreme warlord

Bilynda: Supreme partylord

Marianna: hahahahahahaha

Marianna: oh no

Marianna: now im just thinking

Marianna: partylord ozai help

Bilynda: Omg

Bilynda: Everything changed when the partynation attacked

Marianna: dubstepbenders?

Marianna: we are so onto something

Marianna: zukos scar omg

Bilynda: But Zukos scar is actually glitter embedded in his face

Marianna: yes

Bilynda: Everywhere he goes it looks like someone put him through blingee

Marianna: yES

Bilynda: Complete with the dancing snoops and floating gangsta chain

Marianna: wait maybe the mark of his shame is that is the amount of glitter his was aloud to keep

Marianna: like, its so little glitter

Marianna: 4 a partynation prince

Marianna: (azula is literally coated in glitter)

Marianna: (she blinds her oponents)

Bilynda: And he only has one dancing snoop Ozai has like a billion

Bilynda: They're the final boss

Marianna: aand firebending training consists mainly of corect glitter aplication

Bilynda: Instead of lightning bedding She's like glitter/rave light bending

Bilynda: And the water tribe bends shots

Marianna: not even toph is safe (thrown off my rocking bass vibes)

Bilynda: She literally uses sonic dub step screams

Bilynda: Like that one video

Marianna: hahah she totally does

Marianna: what a perfevt AU

Bilynda: Ok so we have glitter light bending, dub step bending and shot bending, what would air bending be!

Marianna: smoke machine?

Marianna: or like

Marianna: 420 bend weed everyday

Bilynda: Omg

Marianna: b/c the airnomads were all hippies so????

Bilynda: That's how he beats ozai

Bilynda: All of the dancing snoops join his side

Bilynda: Because weed

 Marianna: YES

Marianna: he takes all his snoops omg

Bilynda: Without his snoop army oZai is poweeless

Bilynda: It's like the cheerleader effect

Marianna: thats how ozai ends up powerless at the end, all his snoops have left him

Bilynda: And the avatar state is dangerous because the partying is so intense it could debunk all his party chakras

Marianna: that shit can totally ruin your buzz, man

Marianna: aang gifts all of the snoops to zuko, thus installing the new firelord

Bilynda: Also korra is not the best avatar because she has a hard time learning to be chill enough for smoke bending

Bilynda: (Best au)

Marianna: that is 100% korras problem

Marianna: (it all actually fits pretty well????)

Marianna: HAHAH omg this makes tenzin really funny

 Bilynda: Also I just realized

Bilynda: Zukos blingee needs to have the floating gangsta chain

Bilynda: Because Dante basco

Marianna: yesssssss

Marianna: dante is everywhere he cannot be stopped

Marianna: haha wait because sokka is a nonbender

Marianna: does that make him just like

Marianna: a massive partypooper

Bilynda: He makes up for it with his sic dance moves

Bilynda: The sickest of them all

Bilynda: Also he does slam poetry

Bilynda: Because like the haiku episode

Marianna: yes!

 Marianna: when he gets tought by that sword guy

Marianna: its like, him learning to breakdance

Marianna: and play electric guitar

Marianna: he becomes

Marianna Learmonth: THE LIFE OF THE PARTY

 Bilynda: He and toph have jam sessions

Bilynda: And at the end of the ep he gives her his bass

Marianna: AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

Marianna: that shit is true shipping

Marianna: HAHAHA THE KIOSHI WARRIORS

Marianna: are a street dance gang

Bilynda: Thug life kyoshi

Bilynda: Also what would the white lotus be?

Marianna: like

Marianna: oldschool swingers

Bilynda: Or they are some people from like the 80's

Bilynda: All neon and shit

Marianna: guarding the sacred ways of glam rock

Bilynda: Yess

Marianna: y e s

Bilynda: Can the avatar be called the pantavatar, because she parties so hard everyone's pants come off

Bilynda: Pantavatar: the last weedbender

Marianna: yes

Marianna: god bless this au

Bilynda: IM LUGHIGN TOO HARD

Marianna: how are we so great billy p?

Bilynda: I dunno

Bilynda: We just are

Bilynda: We da bes

Bilynda: The pantavatars theme song could be dem pants

Bilynda: Because gmcfosho needs to be at every party

 Bilynda: Swagbending

Marianna: Swagatar

Bilynda: WAIT INSTEAD OF A BOOMERANG SOKKA FIGHTS WITH SWAG

Bilynda: That's what he calls his dance mooves

Marianna: ??????????????!!!!!!!!

Marianna: swagerang

 Marianna Learmonth: he's gonna unleash

Marianna: the swaggerang

Bilynda: And then toph is playing muffled bagarang in the background

Marianna: toph provides soundtracks for all the battles

Bilynda: And when she says she's the first metal bender she literally bends heavy metal

Marianna: oh

Marianna: my

Marianna: god

Marianna: yes

Marianna: she breaks into whole other genres

Bilynda: SONIC BOOOOOM

Marianna: she's just like 'you just gotta feel the drop'

Marianna: 'all music has a drop'

Bilynda: Hehehe

Marianna: aang is blown away by how deep that shit is

Marianna: probably helps that he's stoned as hell

Bilynda: He is a true weedbender, he is never not stoned

Bilynda: He is the perfect yin to katara's drunk bending yang

Marianna: thats how he picked up waterbending so easy

Marianna: just another form of inebriation yo

Bilynda: Then the old lady I forget her name tried to teach katara drug bending and they're like WE ONLY USE LEGAL FORMs IF INEBRIATION THANK U VERY MUCH

Bilynda: They're responsible partiers

Marianna: HOW DOES THIS ALL WORK SO WELL?????????????????

Bilynda: I have no idea

Bilynda: ALSO

Bilynda: Amon would have some pretty much dance moves

Marianna: oh man he totes would haha

Bilynda: The people of republic city are moved by his dance

Bilynda: Step up cult

Marianna: dance cult

Marianna: surrealist shit, with the masks

Marianna: everyone is super moved

Bilynda: Oh yes interpretive dance

Bilynda: But the equalists have flash mobs everywhere and take away people's booze

Bilynda: Amon is really preachy about prohibition but he was really just a drug peddler the whole time

Marianna: USING STEROIDS TO MAKE HIS DANCING BETTER

Bilynda: And giving people drugs to block their party chakras

 Marianna: that feind

Marianna: korra must awaken a new form of weedbending the save the party!

Bilynda: And the electric gloves they have are police tazers

Marianna: probending is like

Marianna: who can drink who under the table

Marianna: and who can make better mashups

Marianna: who can

Marianna: throw the most glitter?

Bilynda: You want to be the first one to fall into the water

Bilynda: And the wubbenders have rap offs in the middle

Marianna: omg lins poliece force just uses

Marianna: INSANE HEAVY METAL to stun criminals

Bilynda: They pacify people because the people become to busy head banging to be rebellious

Bilynda: I can just imagine toph using metal bending for the first time

Bilynda: Being all

Bilynda: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR

Bilynda: Also Korras/aangs first lines need to be "I'm the swagatar and when I walk through the do' the panties hit the flo'"

Bilynda: also all the fire nation soldiers are bouncers sent by the partylord to try and keep team swagatar out of the club

Bilynda: zuko was demoted to a bouncer with bareley any glitter, and he embarks on an epic quest to get back his street cred

Marianna: im gonna ollie outie 

Marianna: night!

Bilynda: Night!