No Rolls Barred | Episode 1 Sentence Starters
"You... you are all weak."
"You know what, you look like you could put up a really good shelf."
"Do you put up shelves or are you just there to get things off the top one?"
"I don't need a microphone, I've got a voice loud enough for this stadium."
"You are very lucky I have a match to fight tonight. VERY LUCKY.
"Please, tell me where you got those bangles from, I LOVE them!"
"I'm going to summon my jeans."
"I get on the denim horse and stride away."
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall!"
"Milk, and a little bit of blood."
"I'm not good at anything!"
"I'm gonna go old-school."
"Let's see how badly this goes."
"That's the money maker!"
"Bottle caps are just falling out of my pockets."
"That's another six months of rehab."
"Why don't you pick on someone your own size? Which, to clarify, isn't me!"
"Quick, let's do our double team move! What's it called?"
"Well, dawg, this fart-knocker over here was getting jiggy with my home-slice and that ain't all that and a bag of chips."
"He was hurting my friend."
"I was raised by a good woman to respect my elders and protect my friends."
"Now listen to me, 'dude'."
"You'll have to forgive them, they had to many Opal Fruits today. He's just a bit hyper."
"I am the finest, wholest purest milkman you've ever seen!"
"I've gone off on a different accent."
"And the crowd is wet with anticipation. I mean, HOT with anticipation."
"It's a moist crowd in here tonight, everyone."
"I'm much taller than my brother/sister, but I love them all the same."
"It's great to be here in... *whispers* What's my line?"
"My time is almost behind me, but you are the future of this business."
"I'm gonna punch this woman in the back of the head!"
"They might say I'm past it. They might say I don't got the stuff anymore cause I don't do soy and I won't do oats! It's not even a milk! IT'S NOT EVEN A MILK!"
"You've taught me so much... It's mostly milk-based but you taught me wrestling too!"
"I grew up without a dad/mom and you've been like a father/mother to me."
"You delivered milk to my mom/dad, I believe."
"You taught me everything I knew but... I need to go a different path."
"I... I'm flippy now. You have to understand that."
"That's me. That's who I am!"
"I want you to step to one side, and let me step out from your shadow."
"It's not a shadow, it's a cast of tradition, an umbrella of tradition draped over all of us!"
"I'll always be there for you, but you be there for yourself."
"You're the closest thing I've got to family- apart from my mom/dad."
"You're the closest thing I've got to a dad/mom, and I just don't want to lose you."
"That's about as much emotion as I can muster."
"It's like a woman's jean pocket, you know, where they don't want you to fit your cellphone inside of it."
"Fighting is in my jeans."
"It doesn't make sense but lean into it."
"God damnit, I thought we weren't allowed to name brands."
"Are they the same? Doesn't matter!"
"I don't know what it is, but it looks great!"
"I see my mom/dad, they're always there. Hi mom/dad!"
"There's no need to change it. It kind of works for me anyway."
"I see your hand. I can truly appreciate what happened. I am a respectful person who has... no regards to the rules whatsoever."
