I am a firm believer that Eliot was down bad for Hardison on day one, Parker by day two
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I am a firm believer that Eliot was down bad for Hardison on day one, Parker by day two

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Things I headcanoned and put in my fic that were made canonical by lev red s3, an incomplete list:
Hardison is attracted to people who can manhandle him
Eliot is a wolf down to his soul
Parker knows about this without having to be told
Parker considers Eliot part of her and Hardison's relationship
Parker thinks Eliot ought to have more fun
Still cannot believe we got Parker out loud saying:
“I’m in a great relationship . . . Me, you, Hardison- that’s fine. That’s working.”
If your name is parker you have to date BOTH: a surly, repressed tough guy and his taller cocky as all hell but secretly insecure boyfriend. I'm sorry I don't make the rules
Spoilers for today's lev red ep:
I am of course squeeing along with everyone else on the "me and you and hardison" front but for me specifically? "Because it's fun and I wanted you to have fun" is incredibly validating given the whole 'for joy' arc I wrote last season.
After this season is all out I'm gonna need to make a list of all the things I felt like season 2 was asking for and so I put in my fic and they also put in season 3.

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Animal Souls Parker: A History
Parker makes sense, I swear she does. Parker makes sense to me, at least.
either the pardicer series extrapolated the dynamic behind this exchange from The Scared Stiff Job with astounding accuracy or I have actually gone off the deep end (possible).
Picture me in front of a tack board covered with screenshots and red string screaming about how I always knew Parker could see inside Eliot's soul and that Eliot is, in fact, a wolf, and that he has been helping her come to terms with hunger and mess and mortality.
I didn't even include a pic of his wolf kanji shirt.
The "Aldis Hodge is busy" plot point in rs1: oh that's kinda cool I can work with that
The "Aldis Hodge is busy" plot point in rs2: omg VERY cool I cannot wait to write about this
The "Aldis Hodge is busy" plot point in rs3: ...well that certainly works. I'm gonna have to diagnose Hardison with depression tho.
You wanna get sad about Eliot Spencer? Consider the part in The Experimental Job where he’s being asked about the people he’s killed:
Eliot: What do you want to know? Names? Dates? Locations? (softly) You want to know what food was on their breath? Their eyes – what color their eyes were? You want to know the last words they spoke? You want to know which ones deserved it. Or, better yet, the ones that didn't? Do you want to know which ones begged? Do you know why I remember these things? Interrogator: I don't know. Eliot: You don't know? 'Cause I can't forget. So there's nothing you can do, no punishment you can hand out that's worse than what I live with every day. So, to answer your question, no. No, I haven't counted. I don't need to.
Then consider this exchange with Sophie from The Lonely Hearts Job:
Sophie: And you’re one to laugh. You don’t even bother to learn their names. They’re just waitress, nurse, stewardess. Eliot: First of all, it’s flight attendant, all right? They don’t like being called stewardess. And, second, I know their names.
Now consider this line a couple chapters back in my WIP that's been stuck in my head:
He knows from experience that a little of that will always stay with him, even if he leaves now and never sees her again. He'll always remember her face like this, and that radiant smile, too. He's good with faces, and sometimes he thinks he collects the faces that give him warm feelings to help counterbalance the other ones.
Writing that line made me realize the exchange in The Lonely Hearts Job can almost be read as a callback to The Experimental Job and I am having feelings about it.
(Thanks to When Darkness Falls for transcripts and the folks on Sunday Leverage Marathon Discord for reminding me which episode the second excerpt is from)