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this just in: mark hamill hates re/ylo and we are poppin the biggest™ bottles to celebrate him

I had a dream a couple nights ago where I was an awful spy, for Black Panther no less. but first of all, why would I, a white woman be a spy for him??? that just makes no sense??? i haven't even seen the movie yet either??? but i digress. To make a long story short, I ended up getting murdered with a garrote while trying to hide (which I was awful at smh). THAT would still make a better movie than a Black Widow one.

Aleeeex. I hope you're welll bc I've brought the angst™ (it's not like super angsty... but it's there) The Breakup by LANY is definitely a Warren Worthington III x Reader or Warren x Alex post-breakup song. The entire thing is from Warren's perspective on the whole situation and lowkey how much he messed up but can't do anything about it bc he knows they're better off without him.

@ the mascara anon (if i may throw in my two cents here): lash sensational by maybelline is really good if you want the curled effect + volume!!! it's got a curved wand which helps soooo much. I've also found that the rocket by maybelline is another good one! both are relatively cheap and i think under $10 too!

Gaia, Hephaestus, Hyperion, Persephone, and Zeus for the Greek Pantheon asks!

my best friend's bf thinks jess wheat thin is suuuuch a great director (or at least his defense of him alludes to that). On our way back to my best friend's house after dinner on Saturday, we were talking about movies & stuff. I had mentioned that jess wheat thin had essentially ruined the MCU & her bf like went on the defensive. making excuses like "oh they wouldn't let jess do this blah blah blah". he also says the DCEU sucks bc it's too dark. lmao alright bud, go be an asshole elsewhere

more oversharing from me bc that's the only thing i'm good at!!! my parents told both my brother and I when we were conceived, and in my brother's case, where. when my grandma found out (god she's terrible) where my brother was conceived (why the fuck did she find out), she told my parents, "you should name the baby Oregonia!!!" (he was conceived at my great-grandparents' house in Oregon) bc she's a fucking idiot and who the heck would name their baby that regardless or conception location???