#paperback launch

🕯️ IT’S OFFICIAL: EMOTIONALLY FRENCH IS NOW IN PAPERBACK

Yes, you can now physically hold your emotional damage. Matte black. 5×8. Smells faintly of irony and perfume.

Emotionally French: A Guide to Suffering Beautifully by Kushibada Book Pond (also me, but with a candle and delusions of publishing grandeur).

For the ones who romanticize breakdowns with taste. For the ones who apologize in lowercase, pour wine in silence, and turn grief into something quotable. This is not self-help. It’s self-mythology.

21 essays. 3 absurd appendices. Infinite self-awareness.

If you’ve ever whispered “it’s fine” while drowning in aesthetic lighting -- this is your gospel.

📘 Now available on Amazon 👉 Buy the paperback here → https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FYS4J5XD

🖤 reblog if you’ve mastered the art of overthinking beautifully 🍷 save if your sadness has taste 🕯️ read if you’d like your coping mechanisms typeset

Wayne’s novel is filled with apt humor, and his ability to write through the eyes of a child is uncanny. “The Love Song of Jonny Valentine” is at once a ridiculous and familiar exploration of modern American pop culture.

Teddy Wayne's paperback launch for The Love Song of Jonny Valentine is this Thursday - Jesse Eisenberg, Simon Rich, and Dan Kennedy will join Teddy in conversation. You can RSVP here.

Jesse Eisenberg, Simon Rich, and Dan Kennedy will join Teddy in conversation. - See more at: http://powerhousearena.com/events/paperback-launch-the-love-song-of-jonny-valentine-by-teddy-wayne-with-simon-rich-and-dan-kennedy/#sthash.D1t7NKlN.dpuf

Jesse Eisenberg, Simon Rich, and Dan Kennedy will join Teddy in conversation. - See more at: http://powerhousearena.com/events/paperback-launch-the-love-song-of-jonny-valentine-by-teddy-wayne-with-simon-rich-and-dan-kennedy/#sthash.D1t7NKlN.dpuf

Jesse Eisenberg, Simon Rich, and Dan Kennedy will join Teddy in conversation. - See more at: http://powerhousearena.com/events/paperback-launch-the-love-song-of-jonny-valentine-by-teddy-wayne-with-simon-rich-and-dan-kennedy/#sthash.D1t7NKlN.dpuf