#panopticule

Jake propositioning Quaritch in front of thousands of onlookers was unhinged like what was the mental process there. I know you have a drug-dealing goth girlfriend and I'm still married to the woman I betrayed you for but we've already bonded over y(our) beautiful mushroom son so why don't we do the nasty in front of a base full of camera-wielding strangers and by extension the entire human race, thus putting the final nail in the coffin of your boss's respect for you. come on.

recom jake who sits in the corner of varang's tent watching her and quaritch hook up while teething on her magic crack pipe.

speaking of unhinged behavior does anyone think Quaritch's weird spiel about Paz was a buildup to telling Spider about his new stepmom before he chickened out at the last minute. your mom was a dead hero so I am balancing her out with an alive serial killer. actually wait maybe that's pushing too far rn, I can hold off until after Sully's dead. take my dog tags please love me.

you're telling me the RDA had Jake Sully in a glass box and they were still wasting time with the fucking amrita those assholes could have made a fortune nonconning him on pay per view.

quaritch having a homicidal goth situationship, a sadeyed ex offering with a prison marriage offer, and a fanatically loyal bald zombie all competing for his attention but STILL being down bad enough for Spider to accidentally hand him an escape routed out of sheer horny stupidity was the most perfect part of afaa actually.