#panni

Panni 🖤

invece dall'altra stanza senti un flebile suono che fa tipo così:

col cazzo col cazzo col cazzo col cazzo col cazzo col cazzo...

Quindi ti sposti per capire cosa sia, da cosa derivi questa fastidiosa cantilena e vedi, con sentito sdegno i panni

Larry, there was no way in hell you had that on under there

Wait hang on

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Kwazii: I’m assuming by the questionable wrapping style- that this is from barnacles!

Barnacles:I tried!

Kwazii:I’m kidding! What is it???

Barnacles:Why don’t you open it up?..I might regret this but who cares-

Kwazii: *gasp* ITS A PIRATES SWORD!!! AND ITS NOT A PLASTIC ONE!!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!

Tweek:Oh god- we’re screwed-

Barnacles:Your welcome kwazii, just please for the love of god, don’t use it irresponsibly- I trust you and you like these things, that’s why I bought it for you, don’t make me regret it- please-

Kwazii: I WONT LET YOU DOWN CAPTAIN!!!

Dashie: Captain, you just gave us a death wish-

Kwazii: dashie don’t be silly! I’m responsible-! *almosts smacks tunip with the sword*

Tunip: SHIPPAAAAA-???!??!

Barnacles: *grabs tunip away from kwazii* HOW ABOUT WE PLAY WITH THE SWORD IN OUR ROOM- KWAZII-? BEFORE PESO NEEDS TO BE INVOLVED-

Kwazii: Alrighty captain! Thank you again!!

Shellington: HE ALMOST KILLED MY SON!

Barnacles: Correction, he’s my son too, SECOND. HES VERY MUCH ALIVE! THANKFULLY-

Peso: All due respect captain, that was the dumbest thing you’ve ever done-

Barnacles: Ok ok- I know- but look how happy kwazii is! Isn’t that’s what Christmas is all abo-

*Crash*

Kwazii: NOTHING HAPPENED!!!

Barnacles:…

Dashie: You we’re saying-? >:]

Barnacles: I’m going to eat Christmas pudding. Nobody come get me until it’s New Years.

Shellington: Can I come with?

Barnacles:Why not-

Inkling: Barnacles, you get peso gigantic puzzles, shellington, a whole wardrobe of sweaters, paani, a water studie set, you get dashie and tweek jewelry and video games, you get Min stuffed animals, and you get pearl jewelry and a handbag, you get the children and the vegamals toys, and you get me some new suits, you get Bianca a designer coat and hand bag, you get natquick a whole bunch of hot coco and a heated blanket, and, I know this was a long list, BUT YOU GET KWAZII A SWORD THAT CAN POSSIBLY UN-ALIVE SOMEONE-?

Barnacles: IM DUMB I GET IT-

Tweek: How are you not broke after that-?

Inkling: Oh! And I forgot about the gifts you got Ranger marsh, calico jack and pesos mom- at idk if I’m forgetting anyone-

Dashie: HOW. HOW ARE YOU NOT BROKE RIGHT NOW????

Barnacles: Don’t remind me- please-

Inkling: Your very kind barnacles,

Barnacles: Awww- thanks professor!

Dashie: Wait till you see the gifts we got you >:3

Barnacles: Wait what?! Aww I told you you not to get me anything-