Dec 8, 2013
This is fucking ridiculous.
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This is fucking ridiculous.
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Friend: Mom, why'd you get a video of jesus?
Her mother: when you come by jesus, you cant just say no and walk away.
On the topic of my friends crush
Friends Brother: Let me find this faggot and shove this glass seahorse up his ass. Do you think it will feel good going in?
It will probably feel good going in but going out it will rip up his insides. he will never be able to shit again. Do you like him enough to wipe his ass for him?
Friend: ummm, no i mean-
Friends brother: you really had to fucking think about it? You would really wipe a grown man's ass?! i'm done talking with you for today. talk to you tomorrow
On the bus to a game on Friday
Friend: What gas station does the turtle go to?
Me: i dunno, BP!?!
*drum major glances over and questions his life choices*
"let me tell you a faggot"
- Me, Unfortunately.
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so my friend has a crush on this guy named adam and he works at some grocery store and then we went to get apples and later when we got to her house I yelled "Adam's apple". I found it amusing however, she did not.
Friend: What are you trying to accomplish?
Me: Trying to ruin your life.
"and so you fancy the boy with the cute ass"
-an old friend of Ruby and I