#pan banging

nothing quite like listening to sad girl music while hanging laundry from the Depths of Time and grimacing at all the Harry Potter shirts I had at 12 that aged like milk

there is not many before-bed activities that bring me more joy than thinking of new ways to put the hollow knight through the fucking ringer

Just noticed only one of all ten of my fingers turns inwards at a very noticeable degree and I think its going to live with me rent free for the next week

nothing like a bitch mom to train one's immunity to rage bait

it brings me far more joy than i feel is normal for even a bug lover to find a spider abs ailing down from my hair. its just really really cute that one of the cutest little animals in the world decided I was a 5 star hotel, ok

you'd think that eating strawberries wouldn't hurt that much after chewing off all your lip skin, but alas,