Jul 14
The Allosaurus Keeper
My dream job as a kid
Right before this was finished I learned Sam Neill passed, so now itβs a tribute
After all, this was my dream job thanks to Jurassic Park
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The Allosaurus Keeper
My dream job as a kid
Right before this was finished I learned Sam Neill passed, so now itβs a tribute
After all, this was my dream job thanks to Jurassic Park
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i laugh at "spinosaurus just got nerfed and couldnt walked and trex was confirmed to breath fire" memes (gif somewhat related)
modern pet parrot main plot vs Allosaurus subplot (he has 56 broken bones and half the tendons of his foot as ossified and he will still live to 49)
So I saw this advertisement on a newspaper for a job about handling animatronics and helping out with birthday parties at this old Chuck-E-Cheese ahh place. Sounds cool right.
A week later the building burned down and there were reports of a black and white mass moving inside an animatronic, that cost them FIVE DOLLARS to get. So I looked into it and⦠there was a pointless maze of vents that had audio play in them of CHILDREN and That made the motion sensors go berserk. And then I heard that they just built over it! WHAT⽠and there are even plans to make a new animatronic location. Price for moving to a random ahh place in UTAH called hurricane ig):
Oh yeah plus the building was made by the same company responsible for gross negligence and plenty of deaths in the 80s and 90s
I moved here cuz I liked Utahraptors0_O
Triceratops in the Rain
I drew this while I was falling asleep, lol
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Being a bit of a paleonerd can be brutal sometimes. Your entire fandom is built off lost media being reconstructed, and you're not getting any new material for another million years or more.
I realized the second image (about dinosaurs), which I made first was a bit too inaccessible, and the animal one is basically a true story. So I made both versions. ...and then realized that this could work for almost anything, meme-style. So I made another (also basically true story). Blank version for your use. #comicstrip #artistlife #single #singlelife #artistlife #dinosaurs #paleonerd #storyart #storyboard #storyboardartist #animationart #animationartist #datingmemes #dating #animals #animallovers #dinosaurfan #labormovement #workerrights #memes #meme https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqp0v6BBO7z/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d5ez4trhjgtb
Drawings of Dinosaurs
I sketched out some dinosaurs to help myself recover from burnout. I was originally just gonna leave them in my notebook, but I'm pretty proud of how these scaly/feathered babies turned out, so I'm posting them here :3