#palebutt

[12/8/13, 7:09:37 PM] ( ・◇・)？: he could help her [12/8/13, 7:09:40 PM] ( ・◇・)？: he could help kann y

[12/8/13, 7:10:29 PM] angie kurashiki: he could help kanny. he could make her proud, make her happy. he could bring her one step closer to her goal. [12/8/13, 7:10:43 PM] angie kurashiki: he takes her hand. "I can help you ruin the people who ruined you." he gives her an earnest gaze, steadies his grip. [12/8/13, 7:11:03 PM] ( ・◇・)？: im assuming this is a non nonary game au? [12/8/13, 7:11:07 PM] angie kurashiki: akane's lips twist into the slightest of smirks, something fleeting and awful.

[12/8/13, 7:11:13 PM] angie kurashiki: well yeah [12/8/13, 7:11:20 PM] angie kurashiki: mostly because akane booked it after the nonary game i mean there'd be the issue of her actually wanting to see him. hmm [12/8/13, 7:12:10 PM] ( ・◇・)？: akane never talks about what happened to her or why ,she 's like this [12/8/13, 7:13:01 PM] angie kurashiki: she doesn't talk about gloved hands and the scar above her lip, doesn't talk about the color of her hair or skin discoloration. she smiles. [12/8/13, 7:16:04 PM] ( ・◇・)？: june talking about junpei

[12/8/13, 7:16:11 PM] ( ・◇・)？: breaking something precious, destroying innocence [12/8/13, 7:17:32 PM] angie kurashiki: i'm ruining you, she says into his hair, he's kissing her neck, kissing and biting, because he thinks he's so in control of his actions and thoughts, that he is the ringleader of his own head, and she think it's so so tragic. [12/8/13, 7:17:54 PM] ( ・◇・)？: FRICK [12/8/13, 7:17:56 PM] ( ・◇・)？: firck [12/8/13, 7:18:01 PM] ( ・◇・)？: i hate yo u , god, GOD [12/8/13, 7:18:24 PM] angie kurashiki: jazz hands

[12/8/13, 7:23:39 PM] angie kurashiki: ((his first, his first, oh, akane would eat that up. that sentimentality he thought he lost in the screams that came out of the man's gutted throat, she'd eat that up like she ate his heart and his head. he clutches his chest, feeling for something, anything in the cavity. there's nothing left, just veins and scar tissue.)) ((his first.)) ((he doesn't close his eyes. he'd see his blood on his hands on his face on his clothes. there is no respite.))

[12/8/13, 7:28:12 PM] angie kurashiki: ((akane is finishing her morning routine in the main bedroom, she's applying lip gloss and patting her foundation in. "are you going to be long, junpei?")

[12/8/13, 7:30:00 PM] ( ・◇・)？: seven being the detective on the take, always there to help akane out

[12/8/13, 7:31:03 PM] ( ・◇・)？: god [12/8/13, 7:31:12 PM] ( ・◇・)？: closest thing to a parental figure santa and june have

[12/8/13, 7:31:30 PM] ( ・◇・)？: ruffles her hair and grabs junpei up in a bear hug [12/8/13, 7:32:30 PM] angie kurashiki: o hh hh [12/8/13, 7:34:10 PM] ( ・◇・)？: invites them over for christmas dinner [12/8/13, 7:34:25 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (lotus cooked, junpei and santa exchange looks but dont say anything fearing death) [12/8/13, 7:34:26 PM] ( ・◇・)？: fdhdkafljd [12/8/13, 7:34:46 PM] ( ・◇・)？: akane sits with lotus' daughters outside for a while in the cold [12/8/13, 7:34:49 PM] ( ・◇・)？: children who escaped

angie kurashiki: their conversation is short, everything that is needed to be said is said. they do not mince words.

[12/8/13, 7:37:27 PM] ( ・◇・)？: hmmm im tryign to figure the character connections without there being a second nonary game [12/8/13, 7:37:38 PM] ( ・◇・)？: lotus and seven met during the investigation of the first one [12/8/13, 7:37:58 PM] ( ・◇・)？: do you think snake playing music at coffee shops is still a thing that happens [12/8/13, 7:38:30 PM] angie kurashiki: i was about to say that santa and snake still talk to each other, because he plays the harp at coffee shop. i feel like that definitely needs to happen, it'd be bad for his health otherwise. he is a sensation. [12/8/13, 7:38:49 PM] ( ・◇・)？: clover taking her new girlfriend alice to meet her brother [12/8/13, 7:40:16 PM] ( ・◇・)？: snake invests in good earplugs [12/8/13, 7:40:19 PM] angie kurashiki: yes he does [12/8/13, 7:40:37 PM] angie kurashiki: he suddenly finds himself over at junpei's. junpei's like bye. closes the door. snake is already in the house, where do you keep the spare blankets [12/8/13, 7:40:44 PM] angie kurashiki: why are you so sure we have any [12/8/13, 7:41:15 PM] angie kurashiki: junpei would like to ask but the bastard's already gotten some and he's already on his couch

[12/8/13, 7:41:37 PM] ( ・◇・)？: akane is out, junpei doesnt think she's coming home tonight, forgets to tell her snake is there [12/8/13, 7:41:50 PM] ( ・◇・)？: snake smells the blood [12/8/13, 8:48:36 PM] angie kurashiki: snake smells the blood and probably makes a passive jape about it. junpei more like (((sweats nervously)))

places hands on face i had totally forgotten this was a serial killer au half way through our incredible discussion

[12/8/13, 8:52:25 PM] ( ・◇・)？: does snake find out [12/8/13, 8:53:27 PM] angie kurashiki: yes. but. not after someone close to them dies. what if alice gets in the way, she knows too much. she's too smart for her own good, traces back everything to the kurashikis. she also. always dies in almost every timeline [12/8/13, 8:53:32 PM] angie kurashiki: or not maybe he can be kept in the dark about it. [12/8/13, 8:55:28 PM] ( ・◇・)？: lfjadslkfj [12/8/13, 8:55:41 PM] ( ・◇・)？: akane getting angry at junpei (why didnt you tell me snake was here) [12/8/13, 8:57:03 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (well, light) [12/8/13, 8:57:07 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (they wouldnt have code names) [12/8/13, 8:57:10 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (but u kno) [12/8/13, 8:57:39 PM] angie kurashiki: (i couldnt, you were gone.) they're both grimacing at each other in the kitchen while she's twirling the hilt of a butcher knife with a finesse and elegance that would've made a ballerina glow green. (yes, you could've, she says, flicking his forehead with her polished purple nail.)

[12/8/13, 8:59:50 PM] ( ・◇・)？: acts a bit colder to him for a few days [12/8/13, 8:59:58 PM] angie kurashiki: yes, definitely. [12/8/13, 9:00:48 PM] angie kurashiki: a dark gaze that does not linger over him anymore, she's all pursed lips and straight back, eyes towards the sun. there is nothing warm about her. junpei knows he has disappointed her. says he'll do anything to win her favor.

[12/8/13, 9:04:00 PM] ( ・◇・)？: sdflkadjsf [12/8/13, 9:04:11 PM] ( ・◇・)？: not even mad anymore just curious [12/8/13, 9:04:29 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (how much does he care for her approval) [12/8/13, 9:04:43 PM] ( ・◇・)？: she feels a twinge of guilt, for doing this, its so manipulative, testing him like that [12/8/13, 9:04:52 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (not guilty enough to stop)

[12/8/13, 9:06:12 PM] angie kurashiki: just, curious. curiosity feeds most of her drive, how much can she make him bend, how many hoops can she make him jump, without breaking him?

definitely, she feels this guilt, it's so foreign because she's sworn it's been gone, she hasn't felt it for so long, but seeing junpei spitting out blood and wiping it off his face with a tattered long sleeve while hauling a dead body into a river, there's something beautiful in that sense of devotion. [12/8/13, 9:08:05 PM] angie kurashiki: sighs so happily [12/8/13, 9:08:14 PM] ( ・◇・)？: santa tho [12/8/13, 9:08:17 PM] angie kurashiki: santa is not happy [12/8/13, 9:08:30 PM] ( ・◇・)？: he was eager to help , in the beginning, for revenge, its' a good motive [12/8/13, 9:08:45 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (now his baby sisters going down a dark dark road and dragging junpei with her) [12/8/13, 9:09:43 PM] angie kurashiki: yeah, definitely. revenge is a motive he can get behind. but now, after the body count and the boy and his keeper, and he. realizes he doesn't want all that on him. that's a lot of blood. that's a lot of suffering. he doesn't know if he can pull her out of this one, because she's doing it for the hell of it now, because she's powerful and she can, and he's never been able to outwit her when she's giving her 100%

he's angry. not really sure at who, akane, junpei, himself [12/8/13, 9:10:49 PM] ( ・◇・)？: he cant be her santa anymore [12/8/13, 9:11:00 PM] angie kurashiki: grits his teeth and rolls up his sleeves. no, he can't be her santa  [12/8/13, 9:11:03 PM] angie kurashiki: that was painful [12/8/13, 9:11:26 PM] ( ・◇・)？: omg omgg [12/8/13, 9:11:47 PM] ( ・◇・)？: cant help, but feel a far off sense of jealousy , [12/8/13, 9:12:24 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (is it because he doesnt jump immediately after she says jump, is that why she doesnt look at her brother in the same way anymore) [12/8/13, 9:12:53 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (he wants to protect her but he has no idea how to save her from herself and he keeps cooperating, what if she gets caught) [12/8/13, 9:13:01 PM] ( ・◇・)？: SANTA TAKING THE FALL, FOR HER [12/8/13, 9:13:08 PM] angie kurashiki: o h god no [12/8/13, 9:13:18 PM] angie kurashiki: THAT WOULD BE THE GREATEST TWIST THOUGH [12/8/13, 9:15:19 PM] angie kurashiki: after setting up and primping and priming junpei for this, because she'll always be her sweetest downfall, her stars and moon, her tether to reality, she's ready to sacrifice him--the abyss called and she beckoned.

for santa to take the fall, for him to perform one last magic trick, that ruins her. that wakes her up, that breaks the spell.

she watches her brother take the bullet, metaphorical and not, and that breaks her. [12/8/13, 9:15:55 PM] angie kurashiki: ((phi in the background with an appropriate latin saying: errare humanum est, to err is human.)) ((not really but that would be a good project title)) [12/8/13, 9:16:22 PM] ( ・◇・)？: god , GOD [12/8/13, 9:16:41 PM] ( ・◇・)？: BC, IF UR GONNA HAVE , A SERIAL KILLER TEAM, EVERYONE'S GOTTA BE IN ON IT, CANT START HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS, DOWN THE LINE [12/8/13, 9:16:48 PM] ( ・◇・)？: it can only end badly for santa [12/8/13, 9:16:48 PM] angie kurashiki: YEAHHHHH YOU CANT HESITATE [12/8/13, 9:16:59 PM] angie kurashiki: YOU GOTTA. YOU GOTTA GO WHEN YOU SEE A CHANCE, THERe'S NO BACKING OUT !!!!!! [12/8/13, 9:17:08 PM] angie kurashiki: SANTA KNEW HE WAS FUCKED BUT HE'D RATHER BE FUCKED THAN HER [12/8/13, 9:17:39 PM] ( ・◇・)？: i was also thinking santa and akane getting into an altercation , and , it not ending well [12/8/13, 9:18:16 PM] angie kurashiki: screaming match of the century because it's the first time they're showing their humanity. knife play. things get ugly rather quickly [12/8/13, 9:18:55 PM] ( ・◇・)？: he makes a threat to go to the police (if we're going down, we're going down togehter) [12/8/13, 9:19:59 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (maybe a prison psychologist can help junpei through this goddamn stockholm syndrome you gave him) [12/8/13, 9:24:26 PM] angie kurashiki: (akane's grimacing and the ice queen facade she's been perfecting for the last couple of years is cracking, little splints tearing her entire persona down. fists clenched, nails draw blood. she's so close to the end, she can taste ash on her lips.)

(you wouldn't.) he would.

(he's happy the way things are.) no, no no no he is not. she knows that the best, she knows everything that is happening is his beautiful brain, and they are all awful awful awful.

(what prison in this hellhole would want the present day bonnie and clyde?) she's lost count of the bodies, they're just bodies. bone to bone, dust to dust, rotting in river beds.

"akane, we're responsible for the death of eighteen people."

(bonnie and clyde wasn't her best analogy, but what they're doing is unscripted and /novel/. give me sympathy.)

[12/8/13, 9:25:10 PM] ( ・◇・)？: god [12/8/13, 9:25:11 PM] ( ・◇・)？: GOD [12/8/13, 9:25:13 PM] ( ・◇・)？: i lvoe y ou , [12/8/13, 9:26:20 PM] angie kurashiki: b ows [12/8/13, 9:26:27 PM] ( ・◇・)？: this au is going to wreck me its already wrecking me [12/8/13, 9:26:36 PM] angie kurashiki: i need to put this all on a doc i s2g this is Level Grade A writing fanfic game is strong [12/8/13, 9:26:57 PM] ( ・◇・)？: santa takes the fall/santa takes a bullet/ santa is out of hte picture [12/8/13, 9:27:13 PM] ( ・◇・)？: junpei completes his transformation into the evil watson to june's evil holmes [12/8/13, 9:27:28 PM] ( ・◇・)？: HAVE YOU EVER GONE INTO THE 3 DOOR, IN 999 [12/8/13, 9:27:33 PM] ( ・◇・)？: JUNPEI CAN BE, COLD, [12/8/13, 9:27:40 PM] ( ・◇・)？: she drags that out of him [12/8/13, 9:27:55 PM] angie kurashiki: JUNPEI CAN BE SO SO COLD [12/8/13, 9:28:03 PM] ( ・◇・)？: actually, im santa [12/8/13, 9:28:11 PM] angie kurashiki: HE CAN BE A MANIPULATIVE BASTARD, CRUEL AND ATTENTIVE, HE CAN BREAK YOU [12/8/13, 9:28:12 PM] angie kurashiki: BY TALKING [12/8/13, 9:28:31 PM] angie kurashiki: he snaps. [12/8/13, 9:29:32 PM] angie kurashiki: akane does not break him, he dives deep and finds that whatever was left of the before, is gone. he can't remember anything before blood and fingerless hands, he can't think of anything warm.

god. just thinking about him, going stone cold and manipulative but with akane, going toe to toe with her [12/8/13, 9:30:09 PM] ( ・◇・)？: sdklfjkdlj IM LUAGHGIN BC MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS [12/8/13, 9:30:21 PM] ( ・◇・)？: HE'S ON HER LEVEL NOW, AND [12/8/13, 9:30:29 PM] ( ・◇・)？: THAT'S SO CUTE, SERIAL KILELR COUPLE [12/8/13, 9:30:31 PM] angie kurashiki: IM CRYINg [12/8/13, 9:30:37 PM] angie kurashiki: HOW PRECIOUS [12/8/13, 9:30:47 PM] ( ・◇・)？: GIVING KISSES OVER CORPSES [12/8/13, 9:30:53 PM] angie kurashiki: ADORABLE [12/8/13, 9:31:16 PM] angie kurashiki: THEY PLAY A GAME OF [12/8/13, 9:31:24 PM] angie kurashiki: is that lip stain or fresh blood [12/8/13, 9:31:35 PM] angie kurashiki: WITH THE MARKS ON THEIR NECKS [12/8/13, 9:31:44 PM] ( ・◇・)？: god [12/8/13, 9:31:45 PM] ( ・◇・)？: GOD [12/8/13, 9:32:11 PM] ( ・◇・)？: something goes wrong during a hit, junpei got careless, nearly gets killed [12/8/13, 9:32:45 PM] ( ・◇・)？: akane snaps, (literally snaps, their victim is snapped in a lot of places after she's done) [12/8/13, 9:33:24 PM] ( ・◇・)？: junpei looks at her covered in blood and bits of flesh and she's the most beautiful thing he's ever witnessed in his entire life [12/8/13, 9:34:24 PM] ( ・◇・)？: staring at her breathless, mouth slightly open [12/8/13, 9:34:28 PM] ( ・◇・)？: "...Kanny." [12/8/13, 9:34:31 PM] angie kurashiki: (hey kanny, did it hurt when you fell from the heaven?) (fuck you junpei, fuc fuck fuck fucK you) she is holding him by the lapels, shaking him out. (answer the goddam n question. ) [12/8/13, 9:34:42 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (god, GOD) [12/8/13, 9:34:51 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (this is so beaitufil) [12/8/13, 9:35:25 PM] angie kurashiki: (n-no, why . ) how to speak when choking out sobs and expletives in one single, smooth motion, a novel written by akane kurashiki. [12/8/13, 9:35:54 PM] angie kurashiki: (because you look like an angel. ) blood dribbles on his lips [12/8/13, 9:35:56 PM] angie kurashiki: it's disgusting [12/8/13, 9:36:02 PM] angie kurashiki: she kisses him anyway. [12/8/13, 9:37:38 PM] ( ・◇・)？: god [12/8/13, 9:37:38 PM] ( ・◇・)？: GODDDD [12/8/13, 9:39:07 PM] angie kurashiki: (they almost get caught that night, their clean up is too sloppy.) [12/8/13, 9:39:38 PM] ( ・◇・)？: im laughING SO HARD, [12/8/13, 9:39:44 PM] ( ・◇・)？: JUNPEI JUST MAKES A SHITTON OF TERIBLE PUNS [12/8/13, 9:39:52 PM] angie kurashiki: aLL THE TIME [12/8/13, 9:39:57 PM] angie kurashiki: IF HE CAN MAKE A GOD AWFUL PUN [12/8/13, 9:39:58 PM] angie kurashiki: HE WILLLL [12/8/13, 9:40:35 PM] angie kurashiki: (akane is holding a guy's arm) (junpei does this shrugging motion.) "i take it things got a little out of...hand?"

akane throws the arm at him. [12/8/13, 9:40:58 PM] ( ・◇・)？: "I guess he's going to have to retire for health reasons" [12/8/13, 9:41:49 PM] ( ・◇・)？: junpei did you remember the rubber gloves [12/8/13, 9:41:50 PM] ( ・◇・)？: of corpse [12/8/13, 9:41:52 PM] ( ・◇・)？: .... [12/8/13, 10:11:13 PM] angie kurashiki: snorts [12/8/13, 10:11:14 PM] angie kurashiki: awful [12/8/13, 10:12:58 PM] ( ・◇・)？: serial killer couple, frikin, incredible [12/8/13, 10:13:20 PM] ( ・◇・)？: akane has someone on her level, someoen who's her equal, she's thrilled [12/8/13, 10:14:11 PM] ( ・◇・)？: fdslkfjdsk before junpei has all innocence squashed out of him [12/8/13, 10:14:20 PM] ( ・◇・)？: "jumpy do you think im a bad person?" [12/8/13, 10:20:52 PM] angie kurashiki: just like that, just. [12/8/13, 10:20:58 PM] angie kurashiki: he sees flashes of the girl he knew, a long, long time ago, [12/8/13, 10:21:19 PM] angie kurashiki: in that little question. he blinks back tears, presses his finger tips against his cheeks. why is he crying [12/8/13, 10:21:34 PM] angie kurashiki: (why can't i answer her question) [12/8/13, 10:22:08 PM] angie kurashiki: (why do i hesitate) [12/8/13, 10:22:50 PM] angie kurashiki: he knows the correct answer to her query, but he can't make himself say it.

"kanny..." that's all that comes out of his mouth. [12/8/13, 10:23:23 PM] angie kurashiki: she smiles at him. [12/8/13, 10:23:41 PM] angie kurashiki: there is no emotion in that gesture. she touches his hands, before leaving. [12/8/13, 10:24:06 PM] angie kurashiki: (two months later she asks him the same question. he answers with a laugh. you're godawful, kanny.) [12/8/13, 10:26:49 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (but so is he) [12/8/13, 10:28:13 PM] angie kurashiki: (yes, they're just, awful people.) (smoking in a car that doesn't belong to either of them.)

(we're fucked up.) (glad to see we're finally on the same page.)

[12/8/13, 10:37:38 PM] ( ・◇・)？: junpei and june making out on the couch to the sound of the news (talking about one of their victims)

[12/8/13, 10:38:46 PM] angie kurashiki: that's in credible [12/8/13, 10:38:47 PM] angie kurashiki: fade to black [12/8/13, 10:38:53 PM] angie kurashiki: end credits roll that's i t [12/8/13, 10:38:55 PM] angie kurashiki: good bye world [12/8/13, 10:39:40 PM] ( ・◇・)？: talking in between kisses [12/8/13, 10:39:46 PM] ( ・◇・)？: cleanup was a bit sloppy [12/8/13, 10:40:13 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (complimenting her ability to fucking kill people) [12/8/13, 10:40:17 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (jumpy you're such a charmer) [12/8/13, 10:41:17 PM] angie kurashiki: sweet hearts [12/8/13, 10:44:54 PM] ( ・◇・)？: GOD I JUST HAD A THOUGHT, [12/8/13, 10:45:04 PM] ( ・◇・)？: THEM FINDING THE PEOPLE WHO KILLED THE RABBITS BUT LIKE GROWN UP [12/8/13, 10:45:34 PM] angie kurashiki: OHHHH NO [12/8/13, 10:45:36 PM] angie kurashiki: YEAH [12/8/13, 10:45:37 PM] angie kurashiki: THAT . [12/8/13, 10:45:38 PM] angie kurashiki: that [12/8/13, 10:45:38 PM] angie kurashiki: yeah [12/8/13, 10:45:41 PM] angie kurashiki: points at tHAt [12/8/13, 10:46:09 PM] ( ・◇・)？: they kill them after junpei is totally cold and into the whole killing thing [12/8/13, 10:46:12 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (the death is slow) [12/8/13, 10:46:33 PM] angie kurashiki: the death is slow and meticulous and planned to the second [12/8/13, 10:48:12 PM] ( ・◇・)？: they go out for a fancy dinner afterwards [12/8/13, 10:48:14 PM] ( ・◇・)？: splurge a little [12/8/13, 10:48:19 PM] ( ・◇・)？: nice romantic evening [12/8/13, 10:49:16 PM] angie kurashiki: book a meal at a lovely, charming restaurant and go to the plaza, dance in the square under the twinkling lights [12/8/13, 10:50:32 PM] angie kurashiki: it's so normal [12/8/13, 10:50:48 PM] ( ・◇・)？: walking through a park, end up kissing against a tree [12/8/13, 10:50:48 PM] angie kurashiki: it feels foreign and forced [12/8/13, 10:50:57 PM] angie kurashiki: throwing bread at ducks [12/8/13, 10:51:03 PM] angie kurashiki: doing. [12/8/13, 10:51:13 PM] angie kurashiki: date like activities, this is probably their first real date [12/8/13, 10:51:14 PM] angie kurashiki: oh my god [12/8/13, 10:51:21 PM] ( ・◇・)？: holding hands and looking out across the lake (hey see that spot, im pretty sure we killed someone there) [12/8/13, 10:52:04 PM] angie kurashiki: (oh, really? the lake looks different from over here. prettier, more populated. maybe it was a bad idea killing someone there.) laughter like wind chimes. [12/8/13, 10:52:30 PM] ( ・◇・)？: hey babe you look [12/8/13, 10:52:32 PM] ( ・◇・)？: killer [12/8/13, 10:52:33 PM] ( ・◇・)？: tonight [12/8/13, 10:54:55 PM] angie kurashiki: (thanks sweetie.) she squeezes his hand, hard enough to bruise. [12/8/13, 10:55:21 PM] ( ・◇・)？: this is the best thing ever [12/8/13, 10:55:29 PM] ( ・◇・)？: im so glad [12/8/13, 10:55:32 PM] angie kurashiki: im horrified [12/8/13, 10:56:31 PM] ( ・◇・)？: what happens whe-- if, if, we get caught [12/8/13, 10:56:35 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (junpei nearly says when) [12/8/13, 11:01:13 PM] angie kurashiki: akane taps her fingers against the oak furnish that is her new work desk. her silver rings glint menacingly. she hums a little. she wants to wave it off with a "don't be ridiculous", but she can't, not today. because she's been thinking about it, thinking about it a lot. thinking about the futures where they do get caught, thinking about the ones where they don't, and they've been crossing so many lines that the outcomes are blurring with each other, mixing and melting into a broken kaleidoscope.

she doesn't know how to answer. she doesn't have an answer.

(we can't.) [12/8/13, 11:02:36 PM] ( ・◇・)？: IM LUAGHIGN SO HARD, junpei stopping akane from jaywalking [12/8/13, 11:02:42 PM] ( ・◇・)？: "you can't do that it's illegal" [12/8/13, 11:02:44 PM] angie kurashiki: BYE [12/8/13, 11:02:48 PM] ( ・◇・)？: JUNPEI I SWEAR, TO GOD. [12/8/13, 11:02:50 PM] angie kurashiki: I OHMY goD [12/8/13, 11:02:53 PM] angie kurashiki: HE WOULD. [12/8/13, 11:02:57 PM] angie kurashiki: ou know hawt [12/8/13, 11:02:59 PM] angie kurashiki: what [12/8/13, 11:03:09 PM] angie kurashiki: forget everything that is the climax of this au [12/8/13, 11:03:42 PM] angie kurashiki: they're walking down the goddamn street and they just got out of fucking 7/11 and she's holding a slurpee and hot cheetos and she just wants to get home and starts to cross the street at a not cross walk. junpei grabs her arm and scolds her for being so reckless in the face of law [12/8/13, 11:04:08 PM] angie kurashiki: let the woman drink her goddamn slurpee in peace junpei [12/8/13, 11:04:19 PM] ( ・◇・)？: junpei: the little shit [12/8/13, 11:04:51 PM] angie kurashiki: life ruiner [12/8/13, 11:05:03 PM] ( ・◇・)？: she just wanted to go home, get dow nand dirty with junpei ,and go to BED, [12/8/13, 11:05:09 PM] ( ・◇・)？: oen of these things, is not, going to happen [12/8/13, 11:05:22 PM] angie kurashiki: #rude [12/8/13, 11:05:26 PM] angie kurashiki: one job junpei, only one [12/8/13, 11:05:48 PM] ( ・◇・)？: she just keeps walking and he's keeled over on the sidewalk laughing [12/8/13, 11:06:32 PM] angie kurashiki: there are tears streaming down his face, he is in stitches, clutching his chest, laughing and laughing and akane is already on the other side by the time he runs over [12/8/13, 11:07:02 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (PROPOSING RIGHT AFTER A SUCCESSFUL KILL, A REALLY GOOD KILL, A ONCE IN A BLUE MOON KILL) [12/8/13, 11:07:20 PM] angie kurashiki: TTHE EPITOME OF ROMANCE [12/8/13, 11:07:25 PM] angie kurashiki: THEY'RE PROBABLY STILL COVERED IN BLOOD [12/8/13, 11:07:31 PM] ( ・◇・)？: OFC THEY ARE [12/8/13, 11:08:00 PM] angie kurashiki: HE'S ON ONE KNEE, DIGGING INTO WHAT WAS ONCE A LUNG, AND BRANDISHING A BEAUTIFUL 25CENTS PLASTIC RING [12/8/13, 11:08:03 PM] angie kurashiki: ok maybe not [12/8/13, 11:08:05 PM] angie kurashiki: but im lau ghign so hard [12/8/13, 11:08:13 PM] angie kurashiki: actual trash couple [12/8/13, 11:08:36 PM] ( ・◇・)？: akane makes a joke, well it's not like i can refuse [12/8/13, 11:08:39 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (hes got all the dirt on her) [12/8/13, 11:08:45 PM] ( ・◇・)？: c'mon kanny how bad of a person do you think i am [12/8/13, 11:08:48 PM] ( ・◇・)？: (beat) [12/8/13, 11:08:54 PM] ( ・◇・)？: they glance back at the dead body [12/8/13, 11:09:27 PM] angie kurashiki: he slips the ring onto her hand when she wraps her arms around his neck. [12/8/13, 11:09:34 PM] angie kurashiki: god, you're like my own noose.