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Those puzzle ads always piss me off because I'll be sitting there actively conceptualizing the solution and then the ad. Doesn't. Do. That.
This doesn't make me actually want to solve the puzzles. Instead I want to tear them apart like a feral beast with a grudge and rotisserie chicken
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Sometimes I wonder if I haunt someone else's narrative
Here's the picture of the penis my ferret drew that I mentioned in this post
Somebody made the "i accidentally inhaled liquid cough" outside my open window and I yelled
EXCUSE YOU, I AM THE ONLY AMPHIBIAN IN THIS HOUSE!
The fun part about AuDHD is I like to echo animal noises. The other day at assfuck oclock in the middle of the night I woke up my mom because my idiot ass heard the cat meowing and went "oh okay that's what we're doing" and I started meowing back.
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Love blocking people on discord. Like, bitch u are NOT coming in here saying you're drunk and getting graphic but can't handle "I've seen domesticated birds just decide "man fuck this guy" about each other" because it's too inappropriate. No, fuck you, banished to the land of I can choose not to interact with you in the kingdom of Viben't
Really glad my human consciousness is not integrated in a sheep or alpaca or anything else that grows wool because I'd be really mad about my floof getting stolen
Things I've yelled at Instagram reels about today:
"THAT IS SOMETHING PROPS CAN FIX, DUMBASS, WHO DO YOU THINK BUILDS THE SETS? DUMB FUCK" at that one clip of the dude shattering the lightswitch in a parks & rec blooper (for context: I was a theater tech in high-school and middle school. Guess who built the sets. Literally just ask the people in electrical at home depot and you'll be told who can βif not how toβ replace a light switch on budget.)
"BECAUSE FERRETS CAN'T SEE YELLOW, THEY SEE RED AND BLUE! HE CAN'T SEE GREEN!" at a reel where someone took their ferret to home depot to pick out green paint chips/samples.
