I don’t have a set route to drive. I normally get swapped around a lot to help out my coworkers. We can dispatch sometimes around 8:15-9:30am, it really depends on how much we have for the day.

Today my route consists of 4 different little villages and a lot of ranches. Though Tuesdays are slightly easier than some other days. It takes me close to two hours to get to my first stop.

Here’s a picture of my day so far!

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh91LBOYWos)

To make it clear. I love my job, and I am  in no way complaining about it. I just thought that they'd be some fun stories to share. (Along with my sass.)

new job is kicking my ass a lil bit lmao 🤭

meanwhile they're putting fucking disc brakes and weight sets in flimsyass cardboard boxes that can barely support the weight of the stuff inside em. and so the cardboard starts breaking down and becomes unable to stably support anything on top of it. and then when i have to put it in a wall there's nothing i can really do with it. can't put it on top, it'll crush everything under it. can't put it on the bottom, it won't be able to support anything.

and then there's the weird shaped boxes. L shapes, triangles, trapezoids, etc. just. put it in a fucking square box. it's not that much extra cardboard and it means i don't have to spend a whole bunch of extra time planning how to integrate it.

and then there's the downright nonsensical instructions and labels some of these boxes have on them. i have seen boxes with This Way Up instructions going two different directions. i have seen boxes labeled Do Not Stack(the fuck do you think we do here, huh?) i have seen boxes containing fucking sofas labeled Fragile Handle With Care.

honestly it seems like every other goddamn box is labeled with that.

YaheeTech (why?)

Nordic Pure air filters (no possible fascist interpretations here no sir)

LoveSac (sounds like an extremely uncomfortable euphemism for scrotum)

bITCH

first off there's a limit to how much sweating can actually cool you off, regardless of how much water you're drinking.

second, dRINKING WATER WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM HEATSTROKE. BECAUSE YOU START BLACKING OUT AND VOMITING. BOTH OF WHICH PREVENT YOU FROM DRINKING WATER.

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