Mabicifia oo
Who accidentally pushes a door instead ofpulling/vice versa?
Mabel, Pacifica chuckles, and then sighs exasperatedly.
Who the fuck put peeps in the microwave
Surprisingly, Pacifica does just to see what happens, once.
Who is the slut for Doritos
Again, Pacifica surprises Mabel from to time. She had a box pack of Doritos, and they went missing.
Who starts the pillow fights
Mabel!!!
Who falls asleep last, watching the otherwith a small affectionate smile
Pacifica; gazes lovingly at her sweet Mabel
Who mistakes salt for sugar
Mabel
Who lets the microwave play the loudbeeping sound at 1am in the morning
Literally, it’s more of Mabel’s alarm clock during exams, and to keep her up when she’s babying the kids. (Late nights)
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
Mabel and Pacifica, varying on time and setting. Mabel starts, Pacifica picks up.
Who rearranges the bookshelf inalphabetical order
Mabel grew up with Dipper, and from time to time would alphabetize his bookshelf whenever it got too messy.
Who licks the spoon when they’re bakingbrownies
Both, though Paciica pretends she doesn’t. “Ugh, Mabel, stop it, I’m not finished,” to the side when no one’s looking, “Oh gosh, this is delicious.”
Who buys candles for dinners even thoughthere’s no special occasion
Pacifica
Who draws little tattoos on the otherwith a pen
Mabel to Pacifica
Who is in charge of grocery shopping,taking out the trash, picking their kid up from sports (if they have one)
Both. It’s a partnership! Mabel might need some guiding since she’d buy tons of sweets for herself (no sharing with the kids), but other than that, teamwork works for them. Mabel’s the team’s driving mom; always picking up kids on the pool and dropping them off.
Who dies first
Pacifica
Who is more likely to get kicked out ofbed
Mabel…Pacifica gets a bit freely in bed.
Who needs help opening their Popsicle
Mabel
Who talks to questionable strangers
I want to say neither? Mabel might say hi, and Pacifica could pull her away quickly. But talk-talk? Nah.
Who likes to kiss the other when theirface is all sticky
Both
Who wears nothing but their underweararound the house for an entire day
Mabel
Who steals the blanket in the middle ofthe night and leaves the other with none
Pacifica, unintentionally though
Who likes to drink straight-up blackcoffee and teases the other for their flavor-loaded Starbucks
Pacifica
Who sneaks putting pizza bagels and CaptainCrunch in the shopping cart
Mabeeeeeeel.
Who would be the strict parent and whowould be the cool one
Mabel: Cool. Pacifica: Strict. Both both work on alternating teams, so they’ll have their times as strict/cool.
Who forgot they can’t put foil in themicrowave and accidentally started a small fire
Paciica has done it at least twice, two times more than Mabel. Mabel pokes fun at her for this.
Who wakes the other up in the middle ofthe night because they thought they heard something
Pacifica…Mabel sleeps like a rock.
What they would be like as parents
Mabel: Overtly doting mother, pretty lenient and chill most of the time, but she can be coddling and a little bit overprotective when she senses her kids are growing up. She isn’t strict, but will be firm when she has to be. She’s the driving pool mom, and everyone knows her as the mom who goes to the baking sales, along with her famous rice krispie treats (or whatever). Very involved.
Pacifica: Terrified parent (at first); with her upbringing, she was terrified she wouldn’t be a good mother. Mabel reassures her, “You’re so worried about them before they’re even here; you will be.” As a parent, she makes sure her kids know they’re loved, and she’s the snarky, semi-strict mom. But she’s also the one they’ll go to if they’ve got something serious they need to talk about since they worry Mabel will take it too close to heart. She’ll also take them on surprise shopping runs for seven hours.
