May 17
I can rest easy knowing that no matter how much I love Akechi, I will never love him as much as Joker does. Easy to beat the deranged fan allegations when yearnatron 3000 is your competition
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I can rest easy knowing that no matter how much I love Akechi, I will never love him as much as Joker does. Easy to beat the deranged fan allegations when yearnatron 3000 is your competition
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The claim that "shuake wouldn't work out because Akechi tried to kill Joker" is funny to me because Joker canonically prefers "just everyday Akechi" over detective prince Akechi.
We have proof of Joker's preference in the third semester. Okumura was revived as a loving father in accordance to Haru's wishes and Akechi was revived as his maniacal, violent self in accordance to Joker's wishes.
Joker could have revived Akechi to be any iteration of kind and friendly but he didn't. Instead, he wanted Akechi to have the same personality as his black mask self, the same personality of the man who attempted to kill him. Joker canonically prefers Akechi's true personality, whether the player agrees with him or not.
Shuake fell first/fell harder is funny because "fell first" is pretty hard to pinpoint and it kinda depends on your personal headcanon but "fell harder" is the easiest layup ever. You'd think Goro sacrifices-himself-to-save-his-rival Akechi would be the clear winner. But here comes third semester Akira dooms-the-world-to-be-with-his-attempted-murderer Kurusu with the steel chair. Sorry but you don't get any "fell harder" than that.
Akechi being a popular-but-controversial character sucks as a fan that has to deal with discourse, but he as a person would definitely enjoy it. He loves chaos. If he found out thousands of people have been arguing about him constantly for 10 years, he'd get a power trip. You would hear him laughing for hours
One of my favorite domestic shuake headcanons is that they're very loving, sweet, and attentive to each other AND occasionally Akechi puts Joker in a saw trap for enrichment while Joker sets up elaborate high-stakes mystery games to scratch the itch in Akechi's brain. They both enjoy every second of it while the rest of the Thieves suffer in their proximity
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P5R mightve given Akechi a brand new confidant but they still kept the P5 Vanilla Akechi ranks as part of the main story. And we know from Vanilla that Joker considers those as bonding moments (even if they arent official rank ups anymore). Which means, from Joker’s perspective, Akechi is technically Rank 20. Because theyre greedy like that
My favorite persona 5 mandela effects:
people describing Akechi's blazer as tan
Akechi's summer uniform having gloves
Neither of those are true but they trip people up sometimes (including me, guilty). Arguably Akechi's blazer is light brown under certain lighting, but I reject the Akechi bare hands agenda. I don't care if it's canon, that boy always wears gloves no matter the weather to me. He looks naked without them.
Shuake handholding where they suddenly start squeezing the other's hand as hard as they can, making it a competition about who can bear the pain the longest before tapping out