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*Atlus, Persona 2: Innocent Sin, Persona 2: Eternal Punishment, Persona 3: The Journey, Persona 3: The Answer, Persona 3 Portable, Persona 4 Golden, Persona 4 Arena Ultimax (includes Arena,) Persona Q, Persona Q2, Persona 5 Vanilla, Persona 5 Royal and Persona 5 Scramble are all in a room*

*Persona 1, Persona 4 Vanilla, Persona 3 Dancing, Persona 4 Dancing and Persona 5 Dancing are notably missing*

Atlus: We have a limited amount of good endings, so we need to figure out which of you guys are getting good endings and which of you are not.

P3P: Where’s P1, P3D and P5D?

Atlus: I told the Dancing Games that they were already reserved to get good endings so they didn’t have to come. I guess P1 just decided to not come. Oh well, I guess we can forget about them now.

P5V: P4G, where’s P4V?

P4G: I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TO THEM THEY ARE ALIVE AND WELL! *Sweats nervously*

P5V, now suspicious of P4G: U-uh, ok then.

Atlus: By the way, we found P4V dead last week.

*Everyone looks at P4G for a few minutes and says nothing while staring at them*

P4G: What? I wanted to make sure I had cannon status!

P4AU: You already HAD canon status!

P4G: Not according to the first half of your game! (P4A)

*P4AU face-palms*

P3P: Any-anyways, we need to decide who’s getting these good endings! How many are there?

P5S: How many games are we dealing with here lol?

Atlus: Well we have 15 games total, (forgot about P1 already,) and 1 of them is dead and the other 3 already are dealt with so that leaves 11 games and 6 good endings not including the reserved ones.

P4AU: I KNOW I’M A SPIN OFF BUT I’M A SPIN OFF OF P4 AND P4G SO I THINK I SHOULD GET A GOOD ENDING!  

Atlus: Fair point, here ya go. *hands a good ending to P4G and P4AU*.

P3:TJ: I don’t want one.

Atlus: Your protagonist technically physically died so you weren’t getting one anyways.

P3:TA: Wait, then I shouldn't get one either!

*Atlus throws a good ending at P3:TA*

Atlus: Oh by the way, before I forget to mention again, P5S already knows this but @Person8789 doesn't know the ending to Scramble so they won’t be included in this, they’re just here to watch.

P3P: We have a girl protag so we should get a good ending!

P5S, in the background: Why does that matter?

P2:EP: We have a girl protag that LIVES.

*P3P’s jaw drops and is in complete silence*

P2:IS, looking at P2:EP in confusion: But TATSUYA.

Atlus: P2:IS, you aren’t getting one, Maya died in your game.

P2:IS; I never said I WANTED one.

Atlus: P3P, you’re in the same situation as P3:TJ, so you aren’t getting one either, also P2:EP makes a good point.

P3P: ok...

*Atlus hands a good ending to P2:EP*

P2:EP, in a cocky manner: Tatsuya isn’t technically dead.

Atlus: Ok, you four, there are two good endings left. Who do you guys think should get a good ending? I may or may not listen.

PQ: I mean, we have a pretty happy most-of-the-game, but one of our main, lovable, characters was dead for literally the ENTIRE game and the the Reaper follows you around the last dungon, making it really REALLY hard to navigate.

*Atlus starts violently nodding their head with wide, freaked out eyes (because of the Reaper thing,) and throws a good ending at PQ2*

PQ2: Than-Thank you Atlus! I’m sorry PQ...

P5V: P5R IS MORE TRAGIC THAN US! AND WE DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH NOT-NAGITO HUMAN MORGANA! WE SHOULD GET THE GOOD ENDING!

P5R: Wha-!? But Akechi lives in ours! And we have exactly one more food meme than you!

*Atlus thinks for a momment*

*Atlus throws the last good ending at P5V*

P5V, jumping for joy: HA!

Atlus: I hope you understand, P5R, you ARE more tragic than P5V cause of the stuff we added to you! Also, that Morgana thing dosen’t work in your favor... and neither does the food meme... but hey I have some things for you! Maybe they’ll eventually help you to feel better!

*Atlus hands over the song “Our Light” and a box of tissues.*

P5R: WHAT THE FU-[rest of word censored due to Ryuji being in the game]!?

*P5S walks over to P5R, holding something*

P5S: I have something that may ACTUALLY might help.

P5R: ...Oh?

*P5S hands over cannon status*

P5S: Sorry, but I can’t explain why I’m giving this to you, my spoilers weren’t tagged *winks at the nonexistent camera*

*Nonexistent camera cuts to black*

*P1 shows up four hours later*

P1: wait is the meeting already over?

*P1 looks at clock on the wall, then their own watch*

P1: Hey! One of those guys set my watch back four hours!

*cuts to black again*