imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesnāt exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And heās been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and theyāre all like āwoah itās so coolā and you get upset because itās NOT COOL itās a honda civic, the turn signals donāt even work āwow it can go up hillsā yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but theyāve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your exās only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though itās a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool itās actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you canāt even prove it but also youāve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.
