loki: who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know
sigyn: it was me, I broke it-
loki: no, you didn't. Thor?
thor: don't look at me, look at Heimdall
heimdall: I didn't break it
thor: how did you even know it was broken? suspicious
heimdall: what? no, it's not-
tyr: not that it matters, it probably doesn't, but Freyja was the last one to use it
freyja: liar! I don't even drink that crap!
saga: guys, don't fight, it was me, just let me pay for it
loki: no! who broke it?!
heimdall: Mani, you've been awfully quiet
mani: oh, have I now?!
*later*
loki: I broke it. it burned my hand, so I punched it. I suspect any minute now they'll be at each other's throats
loki: good. it was getting a little too peaceful around here











