#ownedeverysecond

oh lord okay let's see if i can do this

1) i have this weird knack for foreign languages that is kind of cool 

2) my hair is really good for entertaining babies and toddlers with 

3) i write well enough that people will pay me to write weird articles about plants and hair growth

4) i am really good at surrounding myself with exceedingly cool people, thereby making me slightly cooler by osmosis (science fact) 

5) being tall is helpful for reaching things a lot

What's even weirder is that that page is actually listing them because they're so bad so it probably exists somewhere else too and people go there for advice on how to talk to girls

There aren't enough people who will just shut up during shows and movies.

Yeah I feel you on that, most of my moves have been within an hour or two with the exception of the FL to NC drive we made about 20 times >.<

Yikes! That's a hell of a lot of driving!

I mean depending on the distance most of the time you don't have to buy all of that stuff over again...

Pshhhh this is why notation exists xD

Yeah, that's what I'm referring to. But even proving distributive property of matrix multiplication takes some really tedious notations...even when proving something simple like A(B+C) = AB + BC.