From inside, Sydryn rolled their eyes from behind their Nintendo system and sighed. “What do you want, Darathan?”
Dusty flipped Köbi the bird and opened the door. He stepped inside, shut the door in Köbi’s face, and then addressed the dragon. “I need your help, Syd. You're the only one I can turn to.”
Sydryn sat up in bed and their game down beside them. It had been a long time since the demon had seen the dragon so casual, dressed down in their pyjamas, long hair out and gathered on the pillows behind them. The size of their middle was somewhat muffled by the blankets but still ever growing. The dragon gazed upon the demon with heavy lidded eyes. “State your business.”
Dusty frowned, leaning in the doorway. “State my business? You say that like we weren't married for thirteen years…”
“We weren't.”
“Right, but we might as well have been… We lived with each other that long,” Dusty said. “We might as well have been common-law. We had a child together.”
“You had a child.”
“Right, but would you tell the angel to ‘state his business'?” Dusty asked. “He's only been here a few months. You and I, we have history.”
“Are you really so preoccupied with my wording?” Sydryn said. “If you know me so well, you'd know my verbiage. Now tell me what I owe this ‘pleasure’…”
Dusty slunk over to Sydryn's bedside and sat down on the edge, squeezing his hands down between his knees in a guilty hunch. “Well. I got drunk and slept with Ruben and Dante on their wedding night, and now I'm worried I could be pregnant, and I went to APID to find you but there was only that human doctor and he knows nothing about demons, but you know me so I came here for your help…”
Sydryn just stared at him. “You slept with Dante?”
Dusty frowned, nodding. “And Ruben… Poor Yori had to sleep in his kids' room.”
“So…you're worried you're pregnant,” Sydryn said. “Do you have any symptoms?”
Dusty nodded. “My stomach has been in knots ever since the event… I can’t sleep well. I’m so tired all the time…”
“Okay… Do you think there's even a chance you're not pregnant?” Sydryn huffed.
Dusty pouted. “Well, I mean… I hope so… I'm not bonded like I was back then, and I thought I didn't have feelings for Dante anymore, and that's what did it last time…”
“Right, but this time you had sex,” Sydryn said. “As I understand it, none of that matters towards conceiving a child when unprotected sex is involved.”
Dusty started to tear up and put his head in his hands. “But I've had sex since then… I wouldn't allow myself to get pregnant. I can control that when I'm sober…”
“But you weren't sober,” Sydryn reminded. “Though… As well as I know you as a person, I will admit I don't know that much about the function of a demon's reproductive system. I can't imagine I could be sure to know whether you are or are not pregnant without proper equipment. Especially so early.”
Dusty sniffled. “So, you can't help me?”
“Well, I can help you get into contact with someone who might be able to help you…” Sydryn said, leaning over to grab their phone from their nightstand. “But I'm not making any promises.”
“Okay…”
Sydryn took a moment to send a text and then picked up their game again. Before the title screen could load up however, their phone was already going off. They answered the call with a sigh.
“Good afternoon… Yes…Yes, if you’re available. See you in a moment.”
Dusty watched the phone conversation with intrigue then jumped a little when he felt the air shift. He recognised this feeling so well, the opening of a demon's portal. He didn't have much trust for other demons, so he got up and stood alert.
At the end of the bed, a black fissure in space opened up and out poured the one and only Obsidian Dragon, a demon following closely behind. Sydryn recognised this companion from their last visit but Dusty had never met the tall, slender, and long ginger haired demon.
“I'm so glad you messaged me, Auntie,” the dragon grinned, placing their hands on their hips, their progressing pregnancy jutting forward. “I was just thinking about you.”
“Kardynkyr,” Sydryn said. They motioned to Dusty. “You remember Darathan.”
“Of course.” Kardynkyr turned to Dusty and pinched his cheek like a dear grandparent. “The cute little demon I left in your care. A pink little birdy told me you've been up to no good. Love to hear it. How are you, my little monster?”
Dusty blinked at them. “Um… Do I know you?”
Kardynkyr was taken aback. “You don’t recognise me?”
“Uh, sorry… Not really.”
Kardynkyr stared at him blankly. “Steppenwolf concert, fourteen years ago. I was giving free tattoos to drunks in the parking lot. You were crying behind a Porta-Potty.”
“Um… I vaguely remember…”
Kardynkyr pouted. “What do you mean? I introduced you to my Auntie! This should be a core memory!”
“I’m sorry… I was probably really high,” Dusty admitted.
“You're watching too many cartoons, Kardynkyr,” Sydryn said. “Darathan, my nibling here commands a hoard of demons. If anyone knows demons better than me, it'd be them.”
“You've got that right,” Kardynkyr concurred proudly. “I may not be a doctor, but I've been present for like hundreds of demon pregnancies. They won't stop knocking each other up, I swear… Ora, how many times have you knocked up Kobann?”
The demon who'd tagged along thought for a moment. “Oh, maybe seven times.”
“I'm sorry, you're an incubus?” Dusty asked, pointing out the tall but effeminate demon.
“Yep,” Ora answered proudly. “Proud fem top.”
“Ya see?” Kardynkyr grinned. “Demon pregnancy is our thing.”
“So… Can you determine if I'm pregnant?” Dusty asked.
Ora raised an eyebrow. “What, you don't know already?”
“Should I?” Dusty asked.
“Well sure,” Ora said. “Every time I've knocked up a succubus, they typically told me within, like, an hour.”
“But I didn't know when I had my son,” Dusty said. “I didn't know until it was obvious.”
“That's different,” Ora said. “If you had no reason to suspect you were pregnant, especially with a first pregnancy, then you wouldn't know. But if you're anticipating it, then you'd know for sure right away. If you're unsure, then you're certainly not pregnant.”
Dusty shook his head. “I don't entirely understand…”
Ora rolled his eyes. “It's pretty simple… You don't have to pee on a stick or anything. You're a demon.” They approached Dusty anyway and lifted his shirt. “Ooh. Hello, tiny waist… I want to knock you up myself.”
“What are you…”
“Hush.” Ora then wrapped his hands around Dusty's waist and pressed his thumbs into his stomach. After a moment, he gave Dusty's bellybutton a little kiss and pulled away. “Yeah, you're not pregnant.”
“Really?” Dusty asked, wiping where the other demon had kissed him.
“Yeah. Empty as fuck. You probably didn't even eat breakfast.”
Dusty turned to Sydryn with glee and relief. “I'm not pregnant!”
“If you want to change that, call me,” Ora teased.
Dusty shot Ora a disgusted look. “No, thank you…”
“Are you happy, Darathan?” Sydryn asked. “Can everyone leave my room now?”
“Well, hold on,” Kardynkyr said. “Where's Red at? I want to pick on my creator.”
“Probably eavesdropping with Köbi, I imagine,” Sydryn said, pointing to the door.
“Wait, but what about my symptoms?” Dusty asked. “The nausea? Fatigue?”
“Anxiety,” Sydryn stated. “Possibly depression. Have you been speaking to anyone about your mental health?”
“No… Not really,” Dusty admitted. “So that's it, then? I suppose I'll leave you be.”
“Dusty, stay a minute. You two…” Sydryn pointed to Ora and Kardynkyr. “Thank you for your assistance. Feel free to pester my sibling, but do leave my room.”
“Got it.” Kardynkyr whispered something into Ora's ear and then suddenly they teleported away.
Dusty and Syd then heard a loud gasp from just outside the door and they could easily deduce that the young dragon had surprised Seranan in the hallway.
“Kardynkyr should occupy Seranan's nosy ears for a time…” Sydryn sighed. “Dusty. Do sit.”
Dusty was pleased to sit back down in the bed with sit and went as far as to snuggle up to them. “What do you want to talk about?”
Sydryn frowned down at the all too cozy demon but didn't move to move him. “You, particularly. It's been nearly a year since I let you out on your own, and several months since you've been unbound. How have you been fairing?”
“Um… Well, I guess I was fine up until this little…hiccup,” Dusty said. “But it was a mistake, and I can put it behind me now… Grey has been opening up more. And I have a job and my own apartment.”
“Have you made friends?” Sydryn asked.
“Yes! Lino and Fay are my friends,” Dusty said.
“You ex's brother and your boss?”
“Well, yeah. But we're more than that.”
Sydryn sighed. “After the unbinding, you were told you might feel a bit empty afterwards. You know, a little bit lacking direction… Do you think you've found that?”
Dusty tilted his head. “Well… I don't know. I’m happy at my job and Grey is happy and doing well. I’d like to keep things that way.”
“Hmmm…” Sydryn placed a hand on their stomach. “What do you think motivated your behaviour after the wedding?”
Dusty blinked. “Alcohol.”
Sydryn rolled their eyes. “Alcohol alone does not make you sleep with your ex and their partner. Be honest. Do you believe you still have feelings for Dante?”
Dusty scoffed. “No… Of course not.”
Sydryn raised an eyebrow. “Of course not? I see… Do you have feelings for Ruben, then?”
Dusty hesitated this time. “…No.”
Sydryn furrowed their brow. “I asked you to be honest.”
Dusty grew flustered. “What do you mean? I can't have feelings for him! I barely know him!”
“It's called infatuation,” Sydryn reminded. “Not to mention, you two had quite the little adventure together back at the dragon city…”
“That was hardly anything,” Dusty insisted. “It didn't even get anywhere because Ruben was trying to stay sober.” A realisation set in, and he grabbed Syd's wrist. “Wait, Ruben was sober for nine years! That night would've been a disaster for him… I hope he's alright.” He started to pull out his phone. “Should I message him to see if he's okay?”
Sydryn just shook their head as they watched the demon. “Darathan. He is a married man.”
“I'm not in love with him, Syd!” Dusty snapped. “You're reading too far into this. And I should tell him I'm not pregnant. I owe him that relief.”
Sydryn sighed. “Well, at least you seem to have recovered from the unbinding... But I do suggest you look elsewhere for future partnerships.”
“I am, Syd,” Dusty said. “In fact, I’ve dated several people. I got Korsy once, you know? Pretty good catch if you ask me.”
“The Korsgaard boy?” Sydryn pulled a face. “He's a whore, and there's all that baggage… You can do better.”
“It was just the one night,” Dusty said. “But there were others.”
“Sleeping around isn't dating,” Sydryn said.
“What do you know?” Dusty huffed. “I bet you've never once been on a date in your life.”
“Absolutely not. I couldn't even imagine attending one of those…” Sydryn huffed. “I mean, you might enjoy it… However, some alone time might also do you some good.”
“Other than you, I've been alone all my life,” Dusty sighed. “I'm ready to find the right person. If that's even something a demon can have…”
“Well, think of it this way,” Sydryn said, picking up their game again and switching it on. “I never thought any two dragons could love one another in any romantic capacity until two young dragons demonstrated just that. So, if two dragons can fall in love, I don't see why a demon can't find the same.”
Dusty furrowed his brow and thought on that for a moment. Then he stared at Sydryn and sighed. “Syd?”
“Yes?”
“Have you ever been in love?”
Sydryn paused. “…I'm not entirely sure.”
Dusty eyes went wide. “Really? Who was it? A dragon?”
“I'm not going to talk about this…” Sydryn said.
“Was it a human?”
“Don't be absurd,” Sydryn scoffed.
“So, it was a dragon, then,” Dusty teased. “Were they cute?”
Sydryn rolled their eyes and placed their game down on the nightstand. “Darathan. To summarise our conversation: You’re not pregnant, don't pursue Ruben, and speak to a trained professional about your anxiety and depression. Understood?”
Dusty pouted but got up off the bed. “Got it. It's time for me to go. But I think you should speak to a trained professional too. You know I’m empathic, remember? I'm not the only one who needs help here.”
Sydryn lifted their chin. “You're lucky I even let you get close enough to sense me.”
“Oh please… You love me,” Dusty said before he teleported out.
Sydryn sighed and draped a hand over their face, before whispering to themself. “What a mess you’ve gotten yourself into…”